David Speed

[David Speed @Dspeedy7]

I honestly can not believe Barca are buying Anthony Gordon - I don’t think he has what it takes. Good player and quick but won’t score enough goals

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

An incredible nine years from our Egyptian King 👑

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Time spent eating and drinking each day:

🇫🇷 France: 2h 11m
🇮🇹 Italy: 2h 05m
🇬🇷 Greece: 2h 04m
🇪🇸 Spain: 2h 02m
🇩🇰 Denmark: 2h 00m
🇵🇹 Portugal: 1h 47m
🇰🇷 South Korea: 1h 43m
🇩🇪 Germany: 1h 36m
🇨🇳 China: 1h 36m
🇯🇵 Japan: 1h 35m
🇵🇱 Poland: 1h 35m
🇧🇪 Belgium: 1h 32m
🇦🇺 Australia: 1h 31m
🇱🇻 Latvia: 1h 24m
🇸🇮 Slovenia: 1h 23m
🇫🇮 Finland: 1h 21m
🇦🇹 Austria: 1h 21m
🇳🇿 New Zealand: 1h 20m
🇮🇳 India: 1h 19m
🇬🇧 UK: 1h 18m
🇳🇴 Norway: 1h 17m
🇪🇪 Estonia: 1h 16m
🇲🇽 Mexico: 1h 16m
🇮🇪 Ireland: 1h 15m
🇸🇪 Sweden: 1h 13m
🇳🇱 Netherlands: 1h 10m
🇿🇦 South Africa: 1h 08m
🇨🇦 Canada: 1h 04m
🇺🇸 USA: 1h 01m

Note: women (15-64)

According to OECD Gender Data Portal based on the OECD Time-use database

[Squawka @Squawka]

At 34 years & 320 days old, Virgil van Dijk is the oldest player in the competition’s history to play every minute of a Premier League season. 

John Terry’s record from 2014/15 has been broken. 👀

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

93 - Mohamed Salah has assisted a goal for the 93rd time for Liverpool in the Premier League - now surpassing Steven Gerrard's 92 assists as the outright most for the Reds in the competition. Only.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Conquered it all.

[David Speed @Dspeedy7]

@LFC @sidlowe The Chelsea goal at home was boss

[David Speed @Dspeedy7]

I’m no avid England fan but Cole Palner has to be in that World Cup squad. Midfield and Attack is strong but central defensively there’s no elite player - might explain why he goes 3 CB

[Tennis TV @TennisTV]

A Gracious Geneva Goodbye 🥹❤️

@stanwawrinka #GonetGenevaOpen

[Michael Warburton @For_Film_Fans]

If I told you how many times I’ve watched every single episode of this world-class Comedy, you’d either pity me or think me mad.

It is, quite simply, one of my favourite things in life.

THE THICK OF IT (2005-12)

It debuted 21yrs ago today.

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

The Man confirmed ✅

#RolandGarros @stanwawrinka

[Steven Kelly @SteKelly198586]

Liverpool will finish in the top eight for the 64th consecutive season.

[David Speed @Dspeedy7]

Love that second from Luis Diaz

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

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[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Virgil van Dijk ranks first among Premier League defenders for aerial duels won, clearances, headed clearances and accurate passes this season 🧱

📊 @WhoScored

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

9 - In his final Merseyside derby, Mo Salah has equalled Steven Gerrard's nine goals to be the joint-top scoring player in this Premier League fixture. Icon.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Virgil van Dijk scores in the 100th minute! 🤯