Felix Felicis

Socializes well with others | WI will always be home

[Felix Felicis @DSPmatt]

I just destroyed that swim workout, just like I wish someone would do to my hole

[Felix Felicis @DSPmatt]

Once a clown always a clown 🤡

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I’ve just returned from the cruise and can’t wait to book another one before my next trip in September.

[Felix Felicis @DSPmatt]

Never leaving

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@nbren15

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It truly can’t be this difficult, can it..

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Work asked what it would take for me to relocate to Wisconsin. Considering that I currently have no significant commitments in Orlando, I’m wondering if I should throw an insane number out and see what happens.

[Felix Felicis @DSPmatt]

I attempted to take some tasteful nudes today, but I realized I don’t have a butt. So, I’ll just take pole pictures instead.

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I went for a 10-mile run in the scorching 90°F FL sun. I suppose I’ve done dumber things in my life.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Sorry can’t come I’m bedazzling everything I own and doing witchcraft

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👌🏼

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@DuelingParkNews

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@DuelingParkNews Speaking of vintage shirts, my dad was holding onto this until I took it.

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It’s race day

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@DuelingParkNews Better have a pool too

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There’s nothing better than drinking poolside all day

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No one is ever too “busy” for you. A simple “how are you?” text takes 6 seconds.

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@GamewithDave Rollercoaster tycoon