𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 .

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

024 - Don't pick at that.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

143 - It's okay to scream.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

139 - It's always time for a conspiracy.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

087 - The games of Jeopardy and Lethal Jeopardy have exactly one thing in common: the winner is usually the person who's quickest on the draw.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

070 - You are the result of 3.8 billion years of evolutionary success. Start acting like it.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

043 - Looking for the upside only makes sense when you know for sure which way is up.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

042 - In case the sprinkler system does not engage immediately, remember that you signed away your rights to sue us or any of our subsidiaries.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

109 - If it sounds like a duck, walks like a duck, and smells like a duck, you're likely experiencing isolation-related hallucinations. Report to the med bay A.S.A.P.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

009 - When knowledge and ability aren't enough, rely on persistence and stimulants.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

155 - A captaincy is a duty, an obligation, and a pleasure. Whether you are captaining or being captained, take whatever steps are necessary to ensure it remains that way for the duration of your deployment.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

153 - It is far better to manage your waste internally than externally. Act accordingly.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

016 - If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

031 - If you don't prioritize, you're going to have huge problems. So just remember the important things in life: air, water, heat, feelings of comfortable superiority to others, food, personal fulfillment.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

122 - A comet is a body of ice, rock, and dust orbiting around the sun. An asteroid is an object made of rock or metal larger than a boulder orbiting the sun. A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic object that originates from a comet or asteroid.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

072 - Without gravitational friction, the only thing you can really 'lean in' to is the walls of your station. This usually results in painful bruising, which is why we've installed all the padding.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

025 - Mind over matter. Especially dark matter.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

160 - Thinking is only so useful. Instinct and practiced reflex get more done.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

061 - You never know when you'll need to rely on your team. Be the kind of crewmate others would follow anywhere - even if only out of curiosity.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

064 - All sports are organized.

[𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 . @DSSPPMBOT]

053 - Peer pressure is the most effective way to stop any and all horsing around.