Daniel Storie

dsto & co.

[Daniel Storie @DStoriee]

In honor of the school taking away the scooters... here’s the biggest one I sent...

[Daniel Storie @DStoriee]

@BenMcClenahan16

[Daniel Storie @DStoriee]

@BenMcClenahan16 **says the palate of a kindergartner**

[Daniel Storie @DStoriee]

@dallascowboys y’all disgust me

[andy @itsandyover]

Cold ass edit

[🌲🐺 @minnyshowtime]

“Luka we need you to help us close the series tonight”

Luka Doncic:

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Fuck it I’m giving a $10,000 watch to someone who likes and retweets and follows me . Will respond in 24 hours . Will ship u a Rolex next day on god.

[Daniel Storie @DStoriee]

@puryearjosh @Burnt_Mamba You already know I might wheel in an a scooter.. proceeded by some backflips

[Daniel Storie @DStoriee]

Maybe “X” will appreciate this.. it’s a Love Hate kinda thing #art #ArtistOnTwitter

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Here are 25 highly specific things you've noticed before, but which you didn't know also have very specific names.

Starting with "craquelure" - those fine cracks and lines that appear on old paintings.

[Daniel Storie @DStoriee]

@puryearjosh I laughed out loud 😂😂

[Daniel Storie @DStoriee]

@KyranJamison Future said “Get a money counter”

[greg @greg16676935420]

Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since most of the signs only have three digits

[Daniel Storie @DStoriee]

@Burnt_Mamba Not the steel reserveeeee

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

Mike McCarthy when asked if Cowboys RB Ezekiel Elliott (knee) is 100% healthy: “I would hope so. I was looking at the GPS yesterday of the workouts Tuesday. I mean, 22 miles an hour in May is pretty damn good. So yeah, he looks great.”

[Daniel Storie @DStoriee]

@Burnt_Mamba Couldn’t be me

[Daniel Storie @DStoriee]

@Mocean4L Actually the funniest on instagram

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Utah’s huddle last night 😬

(Via @lairddoman | h/t @AhnFireDigital )