David Swenson

No regrets, thats my motto. Well...that and everyone Wang Chung tonight 🚣‍♀️ Create your own penis showing game, metaphorically speaking...

[David Swenson @Dswen]

Beautiful day on the lake with a couple of big bottles of @pinkwhitney. All that is missing is a Pink Whitney umbrella to keep the bottles cool. Hey, @ryanwhitney6 who’s leg do you have to hump to buy one, to keep the 2024 Summer of PW flowing? @NewAmsterdam @spittinchiclets

[Ron Johnson @3RonJohnson]

#NFL asked the refs to make it up to the #Lions today for screwing them vs the Cowboys last week…

You can slide a credit card between there I’m sure. That’s NOT a 1st down…

[David Swenson @Dswen]

@DTAthletes @grayduckspirits @TotalWine Niiiiiiice!

[David Swenson @Dswen]

@NBCSports Goldy

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

.@DariusJButler HAS DONE IT‼️

13 $500 WINNERS 💰💰

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[Scott Jensen @drscottjensen]

The masks are coming off and they’re never going back on when I’m governor. I promise.

[David Swenson @Dswen]

#pmsfanduelfamily

[Jason Whitlock @jasonwhitlock]

My thoughts on the Rittenhouse verdict: "This is a good day for men with balls. If you don't have any, it's probably a bad day. If you want to see the rise of the matriarchy, it's probably a bad day for you."

[David Swenson @Dswen]

@BigTenNetwork @malik_w2 @chrisautmanbell @MSU_Football @DB3LL B

[Minnesota Wrestling @GopherWrestling]

Can we have your attention for this special announcement...

HE'S BACK.

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

out of the darkness
under the lights

[GopherHole.com @GopherHole]

From from the Minnesota Daily just two years ago. Shame on @WCCO.

[David Swenson @Dswen]

@NFLonFOX @RandyMoss 🐐

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Everyone NEEDS to listen to @RandyMoss tell the full story of what led to his infamous TD celebration of "mooning" Packers fans during a playoff game with the Vikings 🤣

(via FB/Buddy Becker and Tommy Kramer)

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

If “Is that good?” was a shrug

[David Swenson @Dswen]

@Gopherated Hey @StribSports why don’t you watch your own bobber

[Gopherated〽️ @Gopherated]

Hypocrisy much?

[Mike Grinnell @MikeGrinnell_]

🗣 USA HOCKEY IS DO OR DIE

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

United as one. Representing many.