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[Call Me Esquire @DsWorld18]

Experienced one of those “I have black friends” moment today.

[Call Me Esquire @DsWorld18]

That’s my quarterback.

[Call Me Esquire @DsWorld18]

Brunson has a key to the city. MPJ still needs 2-step verification.

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Net: You on the list?

Knick: Go right in

(📸:jairo. media)

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Belgium’s team celebrated their victory over the US by mocking Trump’s signature double jerk off dance move.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Canada: *eliminated*
Mexico: *eliminated*

Meanwhile, the USA:

[Call Me Esquire @DsWorld18]

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[Roukshiesty🏆 @BeenHim16]

I’m still thinking about OG Anunoby’s tip

[Call Me Esquire @DsWorld18]

I kept trying to figure out who Bryce reminds me of and I finally figured it out. #LoveIsland

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

My boy down but not out

[Call Me Esquire @DsWorld18]

I mean…this is kinda justified.

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

[Call Me Esquire @DsWorld18]

The fact that the tweets coming from the official White House page are actually real is mind-blowing.

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Haven’t really been paying that much attention to gas prices because what am I gonna do, not get gas? But I paid $60 to fill up from a little less than half a tank today. Insane.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

me thinking I’m hiding my irritation whole time my face looks like this

[Call Me Esquire @DsWorld18]

Jumping a kid and pulling out a gum on him when he isn’t fighting back is some weak shit.

[🛡️ 𝔰𝔞_𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔨𝔞𝔤𝔢🇿🇦 ⚔️ @SA_Shinobi818]

Space Racer everytime he encountered a viltrumite

[Call Me Esquire @DsWorld18]

TikTok needs to change its layout. The amount of times I accidentally send videos to someone is ridiculous.

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012”

me in 2012:

[Call Me Esquire @DsWorld18]

Isabel and Marissa have to be two of the most hated people out there.

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I was today years old when I found out the Ying Yang Twins aren’t even related.

[Call Me Esquire @DsWorld18]

The way people just don’t care about their cars after it snows is wild. Just parked any type of way because they’re too lazy to dig out their parking spot.

[Call Me Esquire @DsWorld18]

@LIRR @nycgov why is the Queen’s Village municipal lot never plowed? The lot has went untouched each time it has snowed between December and now.