David Syer

On very good terms with himself.

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Pretty sure Ford announced bailing out of Australia when Labor was in charge #pmlive

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This is a time I celebrate my heritage: half Australian, half Jewish, half Scottish and half Irish.

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Is it possible some of the 39 votes were in favour of an end to the panic and not against the PM? #pmlive

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Ford. #guesswho

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Bucks Fizz was right up there with The Nolan Sisters as the most influential bands of the '80s.

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A big salute to the ANZAC legends.

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If Australia loses the 5th test I'll do something really dangerous, like put my tallywhacker in a meat grinder or drive a Holden Commodore.

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I have it on good authority girl on girl porn is grouse.

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As it's now fashionable to mourn the passing of mass murderers I'll get in early and say, "RIP Charles Manson."

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The 2015 Pony car is pretty good, it ain't no Falcon. The Sepos don't know what they're missing.

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Kelly Lebrock, what have you done you silly bint? Stop eating so many cakes.

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I am not famous but hey, I'm on MySpace.

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Confirmed. Ellen DeGeneres to host 2014 Oscars, munch on the red carpet.

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Is it just me or am I a narcissistic, awesome individual?

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Tuesday is awesome, the day of waving the penis at traffic.

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HELLO! Finch's mum is real hot, oh yes she is.

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Stifler's mum still looks good for an old broad.

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Like I said, revised election date, May 2013.

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It makes perfect sense for a Footscray supporting PM to call an election for finals time. Well played.

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@Freshwidow :)