David Turner

Occasionally witty. Often lame. Always nerdy. Proudly supporting caffeine farmers since 2006.

[David Turner @DT1616]

The most unnecessary thing in sports is the length of the MLB season. The second most unnecessary thing in sports is baseball.

[David Turner @DT1616]

We're gonna need a bigger bag of cough drops

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

Liberal podcasts

[David Turner @DT1616]

Definitive proof that milk was a good choice, actually

[Jeff Nippard @JeffNippard]

Hydration impact of different beverages.

Basically any common drink will hydrate you well.

Coffee doesn’t dehydrate you, it just hydrates you slightly less effectively than water.

Milk and orange juice are just about as effective as an oral rehydration solution.

[David Turner @DT1616]

Pretty cool to get a letter in the mail from a company I've never heard of letting me know that my data--data I've never knowingly given them--was involved in a cyber security incident. Pretty cool.

[David Turner @DT1616]

So many emergency podcast episodes are recording right now.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

🧵I think this is a perfect example of the problem with AI doing creative jobs: Those making AI don’t understand why the job is important.
The art THEIR AI is being trained on came from a job they don’t believe should exist.

[David Turner @DT1616]

THESE are the times that fry men's souls.

[David Turner @DT1616]

What a night to remember that I've still got so far to go.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Just had the exact right amount of coffee to feel amazing, I think I'll drink 2x as much and surely I'll feel 2x as good.

[David Turner @DT1616]

@CapnredbeardTTV

[David Turner @DT1616]

@badwalljaker Not as compelling as "Listen up, Jack"

[David Turner @DT1616]

More like throw em out pillows

[Patrick Claybon @PatrickClaybon]

The immeasurable pressure of the singularity hits me, I begin to break down at a subatomic level…My feet become untethered from time as infinity approaches.

“Now THIS is football weather” I think to myself as the event horizon nears.

[Jonathan Mannhart 🔎 @JMannhart]

Woah, Neptune is actually light blue! We'd been misinformed for 35 years!

The well-known images from Voyager 2 were not accurately colour balanced & apparently they also increased the contrast way more than for the Uranus images. Here the corrected ones:

https://t.co/rmGtNSRUSK

[David Turner @DT1616]

@Mertz24 Take a bite

[David Turner @DT1616]

@JStein_WaPo Release the Stein cut

[David Turner @DT1616]

Can't say Ithaca without "uck."

[David Turner @DT1616]

All hands on deck. All hair on fire.