Impressionist Takedown Artist

Folkstyle, Freestyle, Sumo, Lifting, Gaming. Butlerian Jihad. The devil needs no advocate. Say what you believe.

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

Home gym probably going to be in this form for a while. Need a better adjustable bench and more plates generally.

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

When my opponent illegally moves his rook to A3.

[Rhino @Rhino184]

That’s another dumb foul from Castle on a 3

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

@bnice21 Peace be the journey

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

There’s really only one correct answer.

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

Who is the most powerful and successful millennial?

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

@blandCinema Look up Sean Aston’s journey to learn who his father was lol.

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

Wife: “Do I need to grab more magic powder while I’m at the store?”

Me: “Magic powder?”

“The stuff we take everyday?”

“Do you mean the creatine?”

“Yeah that stuff.”

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

@lady_dy_stl @MikeWingerii Try reading the rest of the Bible

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

@pythonsquirrel @persimmongirl1 Good thing that’s not what it’s used for.

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

Seattle. Next year.

[Bry∩n N∩rcisse aka B Nice 🧃 @bnice21]

States I've done sumo wrestling in within the past 12 months:

- Georgia
- South Carolina
- North Carolina
- Alabama
- Florida (tournament)
- Tennessee (tournament)
- Virginia
- Michigan (tournament)
- Nevada (tournament)
- New York (tournament)

You can do things.

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

BONUS CLIP!

Going to cap off the Natsu Basho with one last highlight. Kirishima beats Ura with a sweet leg hook and nodowa (neck grab). Looking forward to the next basho!

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

Sumo clip time!
The final day of the 2026 Natsu Basho…

Kirishima and Wakatakakage both win their 15th bouts and face each other in a playoff for the basho title. The latter is fearless in the tachiai and Wakatakakage wins by oshidashi (frontal push out)!

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

Sumo clip time!
Day 14 of the 2026 Natsu Basho…

Hakunofuji takes out Kirishima with a tenacious foot sweep to yoritaoshi (frontal crush out)! Heading into the final day Kirishima and Wakatakakage both hold 11 wins, while 5 other fighters have 10 wins each. A wide open field…

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

@PusheenRage This is like my dad telling me we had to wake up at 4am to go fishing but we wouldn’t catch anything until 9am.

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

Sumo clip time!
Day 13 of the 2026 Natsu Basho…

Kirishima gives us the highlight of the basho with a beautiful utchari (backward pivot throw) to defeat Kotoeiho. With two days left Kirishima leads the field with 11 wins.

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

Wakatakakage*

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

Sumo clip time!
Day 12 of the 2026 Natsu Basho…

Wakatakakake commits to a hard tachiai and quickly transitions to defeat Gonoyama with tsukiotoshi (thrust down). A dominant two second bout. He collects his ninth victory with three days to go…

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

@InsiderRaf @Tony_Rotundo

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

BONUS CLIP!

Sorry to spam Ura highlights but he does his best Neo impression here.

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

Sumo clip time!
Day 11 of the 2026 Natsu Basho…

Possibly the most important match of the basho. Kirishima defeats Wakatakakage with good fundamentals to finish by yorikiri (frontal force out). Four days remain and he is one of three rikishi with nine wins.

[Impressionist Takedown Artist @DTakedowns]

@ahaternumberone @theclovecoterie A lot of wrestlers prefer cotton.