Dton

[Dton @DtonComer]

i am lame. #truestory

[Dton @DtonComer]

i love your face.... teeheehee....<3 your gf :)

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Mom: "Hey why are you all dressed up, where are you going? Her daughter: "To the bathroom, I need a new profile pic."

[Dton @DtonComer]

@iZzYBizzyy22 no one cares about ur gross sex life

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

We respect girls so much more if they have the courage to text a guy first. Don't be like the rest.

[Dton @DtonComer]

@iZzYBizzyy22 my phone wont text grrrr

[Dton @DtonComer]

@iZzYBizzyy22 haha when am i not right? jk

[Dton @DtonComer]

@iZzYBizzyy22 im sayin in general. when u dont get a text back. most likely the person didnt text u back :)

[Dton @DtonComer]

@iZzYBizzyy22 that is a myth. it never actually happens :P

[Dton @DtonComer]

@OpTic_NaDeSHoT John Lennon?

[Dton @DtonComer]

@iZzYBizzyy22 what is a horchata? sounds sexy

[Dton @DtonComer]

@priscillapnguin If I can teach my barbie sister how to change I tire. I can teach you virtually anything.

[Dton @DtonComer]

@priscillapnguin i can show you everything that is necessary to know about cars

[PW. @PrimeWilson]

Maybe it's just me but without the snow this shit doesn't feel like Christmas :S

[Dton @DtonComer]

@masoncobb yeah i can gt is "ts marksmayne"