Dani

you ain’t never seen a worse social media presence than this

[Dani @DTumps]

When people call Thursday “Friday Jr”

[Dani @DTumps]

I think I’m getting my spark back (literally rn at the bar) 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[claire @claireyael]

Pregnancy day 1 baby is craving depop lowball

[Dani @DTumps]

Yo, Rainbow Cone stinks. #whitesox #ratefield #FBI

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

a mouse leaving his apartment: phone, wallet, cheese

[Dani @DTumps]

Crying in the club (listening to a Pop Smoke)

[Dani @DTumps]

11:11 and 12:34. Same difference!!

[rizzzzzzbert 🇵🇸 @pattinfather]

putting his hand around the chihuahua to pose he’s so me

[max keeble 🎪 @deweycore]

i wanna swim in a pool. i wanna play mermaids. i wanna do an underwater handstand. i wanna get out. i wanna eat a hot dog. i wanna eat cheetos. i wanna drink a capri sun. i wanna do a cannonball. i wanna dive for torpedoes. end scene.

[Dani @DTumps]

It’s stinky season a.k.a. mulch season 🤧

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Jason Isaacs in The White Lotus S3 super cut:

[Dani @DTumps]

In my Connor era 💌✨🐥

[disco lines @discolines]

hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin

[Dani @DTumps]

TGIF 🤪🥳🤩

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

my friends are so lucky i can’t do backflip, i would be so fckn annoyinggg

[Dani @DTumps]

#NewProfilePic

[sarah @sablaah]

let’s all go stand around together at 2pm tomorrow, too. that was fun

[Dani @DTumps]

“Sisterhood of the traveling hambone”

[Dani @DTumps]

Why did I read this as Baby Keem’s Christmas…

[Crafty Glass @craftyglassldn]

The concept of Baby Kermit’s Christmas is making me want to burst in to tears

[Dani @DTumps]

Everyone’s getting quality time for Christmas (:

[Michela 🎉 @big_mich_energy]

“Someone broiled here”