Lawyers representing the family of Peter Green, the dexterous blues guitarist who led the first incarnation of Fleetwood Mac in a career shortened by psychedelic drugs and mental illness, say he has died. He was 73. https://t.co/hG1iaT0U3q
McCoy Tyner, the jazz piano powerhouse, has died at 81. He played in John Coltrane’s quartet and influenced virtually every pianist in modern jazz. https://t.co/GAapuVA95B
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Dad: *nudging me* were going to a party
Me: what?
Dad: it’s a birthday party, it’s your birthday party, happy birthday darling, we love you very very very much
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: 1-2-1234