A¢AB Turd

Dice Gremlin, Misanthrope, Perpetual Escapist, Professional Storyteller, Walking Organ Donor. I like to step on crunchy leaves.

[A¢AB Turd @Du_Ton]

I can’t even pour myself a little wine ‘cause every glass is stained in your lipstick shine.

[A¢AB Turd @Du_Ton]

@sugapatchi the green things are drywall anchors. they're designed so you don't need to screw into studs. you can put them wherever you want in the wall. just avoid the stud right next to your outlet as that will have electrical wire running up it

[A¢AB Turd @Du_Ton]

@LuvEvelynClaire This feels like something that would happen with Puddles

[nouichi @noui_nono]

Painting of Godzilla Minus Zero
#godzilla #godzillaminuszero

[A¢AB Turd @Du_Ton]

@abbyygiirl Army of Darkness and chill?

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

He who controls the spice controls the flavor

[A¢AB Turd @Du_Ton]

@tartpatch MTV drilled this into my middle school brain

[A¢AB Turd @Du_Ton]

@luueev This just sounds like a waste of everyone’s time

[Caleb Williams Fan Club @CalebFC18]

GOOD. BETTER. BEST.

BEARS WIN, PACKERS SUCK.

[A¢AB Turd @Du_Ton]

@JessicaMarie295 That was the greatest phone I ever owned

[A¢AB Turd @Du_Ton]

@mdsnmchll 180 grit mesh style

[tay @hairball1952]

thinking about how laptops used to have built in dvd players

[Pat Lamorte @plamorte]

Waiting for the Good Better Best video to drop #bears

[NFL @NFL]

THE ICEMAN 🥶

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good

[A¢AB Turd @Du_Ton]

@goddammitsarah pretty sure you can see dave foley's ass in postal. i don't know how i know this

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

You expect me to believe it's a coincidence that the perennial chokers that are the Chicago Bears become the favorite football team of the Pope and they start winning like this?

[A¢AB Turd @Du_Ton]

@liIpochaco do you remember what it looked like?

[A¢AB Turd @Du_Ton]

@luueev I thought the rule was "beyond a reasonable doubt?"

[A¢AB Turd @Du_Ton]

@goddammitsarah Yooooo that’s rad as hell Sarah!

[A¢AB Turd @Du_Ton]

@goddammitsarah These have real “rented from the public library” vibes