Jeff Haimes

Livin' it and Lovin' it....

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

Letssss fucking go! #BattleOfTheFiveArmies @DubbyP @LukeMspencer

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

Watched 2 AMA acts...decided between Lil' Wayne's no rhythm rapping and Fergies kimono getting caught on her errant butt hair that I'm done

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

Lil' Wayne is just God awful.....

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

Congrats to @hunterpence madisonbumgarner @michealmorse and the rest of the San Francisco Giants… http://t.co/OA0rMYoeRU

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

so bored...

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

Hacked account....reset test

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

Does anyone have a message they'd like me to pass along to her? #Bjork http://t.co/GQ9dASZreQ

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

Pregnant and/or mothers of babies. What is so appealing about the mall? It looks like a nightmare, yet there are swarms of you that attend??

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

@kylaloewen love you!

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

“@kylaloewen: @Dub_City Wait, What?! People Are Allegedly Getting High Off Burt’s Bees Lip Balm http://t.co/CJyiovmhYO””it's the bees knees!

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

@kylaloewen @dubcity won! He's not a cooler! And he's glooming home to ask his baby girl if she wants to come to the casino with him later!

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

Hey @pizzahut when did you adopt the no-cheese policy? How is this suppose to cure my crippling hangover?

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

@MLBTV loading loading.....problems with feeds tonight or is it just me?

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

@kylaloewen don't tell me my business devil woman!

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

@HailsJA @kylaloewen crazy ass hoes! Crank up the tunes, relax!

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

After a year and a half of no communication, ladies and gentlemen..I give you the reemergence of SANDY!

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

Get off your wallets you cheap sons of bitches. You won't regret it. http://t.co/A5TA9giRj9

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

The Wendy's "ciabatta" radio ad has officially reached stab myself in the ears annoyance level. @X929 #pleasenomore

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

@X929 "how much tinfoil did you use to make your hat?" Top notch jab @CarlyRadio dude was 100% a vegan #nutjob

[Jeff Haimes @Dub_City]

@HailsJA I'm good enough, smart enough and gosh darn it....people like me.....and I now bark like a dog when I meet someone named Fransico?