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Well we at DubaiUPA administration want to congratulate TBD on their win at DUCE.

We do imagine this is a sentence we will eventually get tired of typing. We will also probably get tired of wondering when their name... https://t.co/9EhnkcIJns

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Well boys and girls it is question time from DubaiUPA.

What is...
- A hot bed of beach frisbee tournaments
- A great place for some of the world's great cuisines
- A common middle-aged white man's fetish

If you... https://t.co/ovqmpi4Eto

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First off 47th Happy National Day UAE. You don't look a day over 39 - it must be the sea air that keeps your skin looking so young.

3:30 We 3:30 at 3:30... https://t.co/4CeN3NJ5HO

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Well that's it. Summer is officially over. Labor Day weekend. Where we all take Monday off to celebrate the hard working men and women who built this great land of ours. Swimming pools are closing. Kids are back in school.

Oh... https://t.co/3nEeg3XWfi

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OK we wanted to be the first to wish you a Happy Eid Al Adha 2018 (or as expats call it - second Eid), but it turns out the writers were just too lazy to get this out while Eid was still ongoing.

So we Googled 'Eid'... https://t.co/n9tr49MRZr

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Well the writers are back from 3 weekends away. And already back to their bad habits of sloppy writing and missing deadlines. 🤯🤯

They have the mental capacity of a three year old on mountain dew...🤯🤯🤯

On the... https://t.co/gcpqPlrfam

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As you may know the administration and writers at DubaiUPA are so tight that we all vacation together. And we are all going away for the Eid weekend - also we are granted government holidays by the Ministry of Holidays due to the... https://t.co/Swknon1NWo

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Fire the writers but come play beach today.

Saturday at 430 at frisbee beach (formerly secret or black palace beach)

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We at DubaiUPA administration have very mixed feelings about playing frisbee on inferior surfaces that require footwear and don't let you go swim directly after playing. We understand though that globally not everyone... https://t.co/AQxHaRGkEu

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The writers are busy - and overpaid - come play on the beach tomorrow Saturday at Black Palace Beach at 4:00.

Weather is perfect and so are you. Seriously perfect. Well the flick could use some work. And your cuts... https://t.co/z5xRe29FQx

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A lot of you have been confused by the water falling out of the sky - washing your car every day and worrying... https://t.co/rBadW0fOXk

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We at DubaiUPA administration had to fire the writers who never got around to posting anything. Turns out the... https://t.co/XNFWEhbpEq

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As the eyes of the sporting world turn to Black Palace Beach in Dubai on Saturday the 3rd of February for the... https://t.co/wfqBK8Njb8

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We at DubaiUPA administration are excited to announce the results of a new survey showing that "Ultimate Frisbee... https://t.co/m9A0VcwMKI

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Happy New Year!

We the administration and writers at DubaiUPA want to start the year off by giving.

A lot of... https://t.co/PFWLsp8vch

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Beach! Frisbee! Need we say more??

(Also we forgot to pay the writers and the @#%&&%^s went on strike)

(Also... https://t.co/zOwlPABFoT

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Since we discovered Japanese team pole attacking sports last week, DubaiUPA administration and writers spent the... https://t.co/teRjOxFPbT

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The DubaiUPA administration and writers spent their time this week as we do most weeks. Swiping right on every... https://t.co/ocYuvHhU1H