Curly the Bakers Boy

If I said it...I really mean it

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Last night, our long-range sanctions once again reached the Moscow region – for the second time this week, the Moscow oil refinery was hit. Targets were also struck in the Rostov region and in temporarily occupied territories of Ukraine. This is a fully justified response to Russian attacks on our cities and communities, and another important result of our warriors’ work against facilities that sustain Russia’s war machine. I thank our Defense and Security Forces of Ukraine for their coordinated efforts – the Security Service of Ukraine, the Unmanned Systems Forces, the Special Operations Forces, Defense Intelligence, and our missile brigade for their precision.

In recent days, all of our partners have noted the precision and effectiveness of our mid-range strikes and long-range sanctions. It is time the war ended, and Russia must take the necessary steps in diplomacy.

[Curly the Bakers Boy @Dubbs919]

What another hilarious failure for Trump. He literally has failed in everything during his 2nd term

[ABC News @ABC]

ABC News' Jonathan Karl reports from the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool where workers continue to battle algae – and the new paint job appears to be falling apart.

The Department of Interior did not immediately respond to a request for comment. https://t.co/7TzBngVdyc

[Josh Johnson @secondfret]

Meta HQ right now.

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

I hear it’s the next Martha’s Vineyard.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

THE CUP IS COMING BACK TO RALEIGH!!!

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 

THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 
THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 
THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 
THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 
THE #CANES WIN THE CUP

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS ONCE AGAIN

[Curly the Bakers Boy @Dubbs919]

Fuck yea Carolina Hurricanessssssss!!!!

[ESPN @espn]

Erling Haaland enjoying some hockey at the #StanleyCup Final 🤩

[Curly the Bakers Boy @Dubbs919]

This is why Nolan is the 🐐. He goes above and beyond with the music and sounds in his movies

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ludwig Göransson breaks down the score of ‘THE ODYSSEY’ in a new featurette.

This included rediscovering instruments from the Bronze Age as well as using bronze itself in the musical process.

[Curly the Bakers Boy @Dubbs919]

Hilarious and unhinged

[NHL Insider Max Pacioretty @NHLlnsider67]

John Tortorella pulling Carter Hart

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Curly the Bakers Boy @Dubbs919]

2nd Republican President in a row to bring us into a forever war in the Middle East

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

"I have just been informed by our Great Military that last night the Iranians shot down one of our highly sophisticated Apache Helicopters while patrolling over the Strait of Hormuz. There were two pilots involved, both are safe and uninjured. Nevertheless, the United States must, of necessity, respond to this attack." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Inspiring development to the Brendan Sorsby story. Remember, kids: Always bet on yourself.

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[Curly the Bakers Boy @Dubbs919]

We’ve been “close to a deal” for 2 months now

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: President Trump says the US and Iran are "close to a deal" as a third wave Iranian ballistic missiles is fired toward Israel, per Fox News.

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[Curly the Bakers Boy @Dubbs919]

People are finally realizing that Trump can’t negotiate for shit

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

BREAKING

The IDF confirms in a new statement that it has conducted airstrikes in Iranian territory in retaliation for an Islamic Republic of Iran ballistic missile launch toward Israeli territory, which was in retaliation for an IDF strike in Beirut, which was in retaliation for a Hezbollah rocket attack.

President Trump told @BarakRavid he was going to instruct Prime Minister Netanyahu not to retaliate against the Islamic Republic — what happened?