Dubious Rubio

The American Family is threatened; more so the American Mistress.

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

I nearly laid a can of whoop ass on Alex Jones. https://t.co/iWDYgQhCPx

[Sarah Chadwick @Sarahchadwickk]

( gene_art on insta)

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

Not true. I expect dinner and a movie first. https://t.co/HNOL32EfTg

[Sarah Chadwick @Sarahchadwickk]

We should change the names of AR-15s to “Marco Rubio” because they are so easy to buy.

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

I had to start wearing these smart glasses after people started mocking my 2.1 high school GPA. #MarcoRubio #lobbyists #ILoveMoney

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

@GottaLaff @Twitter @TwitterSupport You can include fake accounts making me look stupid. What dumbass would say this?

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

My thoughts and prayers are with the #NRA. #MarcoRubio #Florida #schoolshooting

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

People need to understand that Florida is the greatest state. #Floriduh #Florida #NRA https://t.co/gxhNZ54abd

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

Time to claim ignorance about how my own Senate office runs and throw my Chief of Staff under the bus. https://t.co/svWEaaHnGP #MarcoRubio #Senate

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

@GottaLaff It's hard enough to remember how to turn my phone on.

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

The Nunes memo is that shiny coin to distract from Trump’s refusal to impose sanctions on Russia and the Mueller Trump-Russia probe closing in. https://t.co/7B9u1We64V

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

.@GottaLaff I am getting tired of this fake Twitter account making me look stupid. #Uniom

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

Don't worry. I'm here to stay. I love the free Senate gym membership. https://t.co/Hb7uAX3kAp

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

I folded like a house of cards for my faux populism street cred. Who da man. https://t.co/Y1rMHGdl9W #MarcoRubio #Senate #taxbill

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

BREAKING: Tax bill conf comm responds to Rubio’s threats by giving low income families $300.

$300. Not a joke.

More if interested soon.1/

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

I bravely came out against Roy Moore after he lost the election. Where is my Medal of Honor for courage? https://t.co/pxYrumURtf

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

Once again Republican #Jesus speaks to my very soul. Party before country, that is what my political consultants always tell me #RepublicanJesus #RoyMoore #RepublicanParty

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

@GottaLaff I can't Jeanette and my mistress both kicked me out. Motel 6 really sucks.

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

I hate when the liberal media directly quotes me accurately. https://t.co/OfcymXm2Y4

[The Situation Room @CNNSitRoom]

Lindsey Graham today: “What concerns me about the American press is this endless, endless attempt to label [Trump] as some kind of kook, not fit to be President.”

Lindsey Graham in 2016: “I think he’s a kook. I think he’s crazy. I think he’s unfit for office.”

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

@GottaLaff "but a lot of things need explaining by smarter people than moi." You rang? I be more than happy to mansplain once I ask my underpaid staff what to say about the tax bill.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Trump believes he would have performed better in election had he never acknowledged Obama's birth in US, I'm told by source. https://t.co/DGbDEtJhGv

[Dubious Rubio @DubiousRubio]

I know Michelle Obama is so jealous of Melania's decorating skills. #MelaniaTrump #Whitehouse