Dante Gonzales, Jr.

[🗽🍻💍 @Light_2610]

INCHES
FEET
MILES
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FARENHEIT
YARDS
TONS
ACRES
POUNDS

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

Me and Grandma when we used to chill together:

[𝙐𝙈𝙞! @binobratz]

u miss gym for 2 weeks and it’s like you’ve never lifted a day in your life omg

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

bro (romantically)

[Killua @rondii_ex]

You don’t like Catholics but you want celebrate Valentine’s Day

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

ppl be in the gym doing 1000 reps of conversation ..

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

it’s not looking good for 14 feb 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[1993 @huuuhhx]

maybe my soulmate died idk

[۟ @Am_ldn]

Cant believe i’m goin prison for 2 days from the 13th to the 15th feb for not paying my tv licence 🤦🏽‍♂️

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Stretching is for pussies, real ones go straight into deadlifting 5000 lbs

[(((Ella Yurman))) @EllaYurman]

unfortunately for everyone I WILL be watching the darth maul show so that I can check in on my good friend darth maul

[YT @tolafolaa]

it’s been like 15 years i still ain’t gotten over this anakin shit

[jacob @jtimsuggs]

Forever wondering what it was like to eat the Nute Gunray pizza back in 1999

[Catholic Life @prayandfast2]

"Behold, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world!"

- St. John the Baptist

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Need a 1st down here to keep the drive going. Been a few days since we have reached pay dirt.

1st and 10: Liked her IG story 23 hours after she posted it. I stood out. She noticed. 7 yard gain.

2nd and 3: Sent her a funny IG reel. She read it, no response. False start, 5 yard penalty. Replay 2nd down.

2nd and 8: Posted a wholesome picture holding my baby nephew on my feed. Caption: “Can’t wait to stay a part of your life forever.” Showed stability, showed commitment, and showed heart. She liked the photo. 7 yard gain.

3rd and 1: My brain tells me to run a halfback dive up the A gap and tell her she’s the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life and how it would be my absolute honor to take her out on a date. But I am a gambler, just like my father and his father before him. I wanna score here. Play action fake to the running back and go for it all. I heart eyes her story of her at the gym and say, “Wyd tn?” She doesn’t open it for 24 hours. Incomplete pass.

4th and 1: Season is on the line. This is for all the marbles. I am at the bottom barrel of the playbook. Calling on my OC for a money play and he is useless. Need to get creative here. Need to think out of the box. Smarter me than me would kick 3 and take the points, but that’s not why I play the game. We decide we are going to go HB toss to the right. I remember in the film room preparing for the game who her favorite DJ is when she posted his audio in her last couple posts. It’s all about the details. I see he is playing this weekend in our city. I buy two tickets and ask her if she wants to go. She responds, yes, but can I bring a friend? I tell her I only have two tickets. She says she will let me know. I tell her I have a bag. She says, okay, I’m down. The dust clears, the ball barely and I mean barely crosses the line. The refs move the chains. I can’t wait for Saturday night

[greghall. @tofeelhealed]

everyone should deliver pizzas once in their life to see how wild some peoples lives are, the moment that door opens you never know what you’re gonna see inside that house