Dave

A credible threat to the rules you’ve set.

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

Genuine apologies to Canada for that anthem.

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

@danabeers @Philly_Mays @PardonMyMeme The chances of the Yug station being tapped are about the same as actual tea being spilled on TBWCFAACGS.

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

Buffalo Bills “Victory Monday” just means there is going to be a wait every time you need to use the office restroom.

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

"Indiana Fever All-Star Caitlin Clark��and her enablers must take the rest of us for idiots,"

That part of the article was the only correct observation.

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

Is there a guideline for the age where saying “they lived a full life” is okay? Why is everyone staring at me in disgust?

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

Great, now no one can search the history of the Knicks without scrolling through endless political garbage. Politicians really do ruin everything.

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

@OhioTate Wow, sits down before taking off his backpack. Says a lot.

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

The average BAC of Buffalo, NY is over the legal limit and freebird is playing max volume.

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

Playing hard-to-get with Netflix is the most exhilarating thing I’ve done this year.

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

If someone describes a sauce as zesty wtf do they mean?

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

Buffalo I-190 Southbound - truck fire

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

@RogerSteeleJr As long as they fix any divots.

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

@Nicosaesthetic Likelihood of repayment is not the only thing that natters. Credit scores are used to bucket customers into products which will be profitable for the bank. Customers who pay early hurt long term revenue forecasts.

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

Saw someone having a solo panini on Valentine’s Day. This economy.

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@stoolpresidente @BussinWTB Where’s Francis to write about how the meatheads paper-thin tummies can’t handle a bit of culinary diversity?

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

I have to work tomorrow but there are so many Chernobyl documentaries to watch

[Dave @DucatiDaveK]

@RapsStarky @ChrisKlemmer At no point has Alec asserted he thought he was holding anything other than a real firearm. He claims only that he believed it to not have live rounds in it, something he could have easily verified with his eyes.