Duchess of Geeks

Proud Conservative. Royalist. Geek and Gamer. Rugged Individualist. Wife of a Navy Veteran. No DM No Crypto

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

This post is for the women (and men!) who let me gossip and laugh and share about all the Royals. My mother was my person who I would always call or visit to watch wedding and share gossip and speculation. It was our thing. When she passed that void was huge to me. IN fact I literally told her tales from the headlines as she passed away.

All of you have helped to fill that void she left and I know she would have loved all of you. Thank you to all of you. Each and everyone of you is special to Mrs

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

It has begun. I am so glad the Harkles are gone but I feel so sorry for the UK.

[Dan Wootton @danwootton]

It’s the Reverse Ferret Freedom Flight!
After branding the Royal Family racist bullies and lambasting Brexit-voting Brits as backward, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have today landed in a Disunited Kingdom that really doesn’t need their woke victimhood bullshit.
The eco warriors are believed to have travelled by private jet…
You couldn’t make this up!

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

Well this sucks. Dolly Parton was a true icon and will be dearly missed on the South.

[Page Six @PageSix]

Country music icon Dolly Parton dead at 80 https://t.co/PePfPFEHs1

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

I have go to stop disappearing from social media for days on end. I finally pick the news back up and I see the Harkles are scurrying back to the UK.

Did Charles welcome them back with open arms? Will they be half in half out as they always wanted?

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

Just baby bears playing on a swing.

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

@cindylynn_ It certainly amused me

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

Documentaries perform poorly at movie theaters. That is well known. Cookie Queens was never going to make money at box office particularly when movies like Spider-Man are crushing sales.

But I can only imagine how much it burns Meghan that her producer credit could not beat CatVideoFest 2026.
“The compilation of cat videos from submissions and sourced animations, music videos and the internet earned around £420,000 to land in tenth place for this weekend’s releases despite airing in 191 fewer screens than Cookie Queens.”

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

@LaDeDa82 Agreed!

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

I hate to say it but this may be the oddest maternity look I have seen in ages. It is giving hardcore “moon bump”. Meghan is going to be jealous she missed the chance to wear it

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

https://t.co/X7aHXhlJoy

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

@bbq_cv 😂

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

Meghan really loves the oddest silhouettes in her evening gowns. I don’t understand why she keeps picking things with such a voluminous amount of fabric.

[HarrysGreySuit @hrrysgreysuit]

Her dress looks like a Toga costume.

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

@BarkJack_ It really is

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

Who keeps letting The Claw and the Witch it’s attached to onto the red carpet? I just don’t understand why these organizations want to be associated with Meghan and Harry. Most of the time they don’t look happy to be pictured with them.

Clearly, somebody is paying for them to be there

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

@HgLoew I don’t understand why they keep allowing it

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

@QLoTII Frankly, I’m surprised she hasn’t made Harry buy one just for her

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

@Opiumbrella We are going to need a lot more cock content from you

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

@canadian_royal1 I always feel like she doesn’t actually want to look people in the eye

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

@witchinateacup I think we can guarantee that

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

@witchinateacup I don’t think I would want to reply either

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

It’s almost 4 PM and that means check-in time at the resort. I have these amazing windows that overlook the entrance and valet area. So now I am playing my favorite game of “Wife, Mistress or Professional”.

Let me say that all boob jobs are not created equal.

[Duchess of Geeks @DuchessofGeeks]

The two times we have seen a mask slip?? when isn’t Meghan’s mask slipping? She’s a little bundle of evil and it escapes all the time.