Dani ✨

princess of Genovia 🩵🦋🦕

[Dani ✨ @DuchessofMO]

@Yo_PalAl looks like @Paige_DeSorbo rn

[Dani ✨ @DuchessofMO]

Just centsless

[Dani ✨ @DuchessofMO]

RIP Penny 🫡🪦

[Dani ✨ @DuchessofMO]

Stop giving me salt and tortilla chips!

[Dani ✨ @DuchessofMO]

How crazy is it that when we were in elementary school we use to leave class, walk to the park, find a feral man ham-mocking in a tree claiming he was “Johnny Appleseed”, and then talked to him for like an hour. About apples.

[Dani ✨ @DuchessofMO]

@eeeasycheeesy Called it

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@NicRowland940 A Phi Sig, right?

[Dani ✨ @DuchessofMO]

@ianroot11 Get a room

[Dani ✨ @DuchessofMO]

@ianroot11 You’re my idol

[Matt McMullen @KCChiefs_Matt]

In honor of baseball's opening night, I think it's worth reflecting on the fact that @PatrickMahomes could hit the mid-90s from the mound in high school, tossed a no-hitter (with 16 Ks) and was drafted by the Tigers.

I'm glad he chose football.

[Dani ✨ @DuchessofMO]

@AmberOhnmacht

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@AmberOhnmacht Finally SOMEONE said it

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@kaitlynburton1

[Dani ✨ @DuchessofMO]

@AmberOhnmacht Everytime I see Ted Bundy I think of you. Coincidence? I think not.

[Dani ✨ @DuchessofMO]

@kaitlynburton1 It’s a blood pressure thing

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@abs_ahm Booooooo *dislike

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@AmberOhnmacht You know what would be worse? Majoring in Ag bizz.

[Dani ✨ @DuchessofMO]

The fact that I graduate in 5 days and I start my first big girl accounting job in 12 days make me want to be a freshman again 🥴🥴

[Dani ✨ @DuchessofMO]

@SixPack310 Return the dear. WTF.

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@abs_ahm