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The She/Her Rhythm Machine

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@kmellon Okay will do chief. Save a link to this tweet so you know what I'm talking about in lets say 15 years, gotta give myself some time here.

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@DavidTaylor85 @jjarichardson How petty.

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@DavidTaylor85 @VirgilHilts01 Nor should he.

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@JordanMBKing fucking insane list though mate.

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Contra posting like it's 2019, excellent. Go crash out, girl.

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Every clip I've seen (about 4-5 sketches) of #SNLUK is the comedic equivalent of waterboarding. Unbelievably forced. Also - a joke where the punchline is that theatre is gay? What year are we in?

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@greenjacke51992 @ZackPolanski I already thought they were based. You don't have to try and convince me any further!

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@nbcsnl Everyone involved in this sketch should be publicly executed, ideally by drowning.

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@bbclaurak Fascinating unchallenged lies that bear up to no scrutiny at all if you have half a brain. Absolutely shameful interview, but what else have we come to expect from the BBC and Laura in particular?

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the arc of American history is long but it bends, confusingly, towards Donald Trump getting shot and killed for being a pedophile by a guy who voted for him to stop the pedophiles and who is, himself, a pedophile

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@Christian4BuryS You and Karen love a bit of holocaust denial it seems

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@Alphaglitchgirl Had a look. Can't seem to find any, seems I didn't take a great many at i58, when I spent a fair bit of time with him, or at least never transferred them to my PC.

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@Alphaglitchgirl I may have some from several insomnias ago on my PC, which I'll have a dig around for when I'm at my desk. Hadn't spoken to him in a while but always got on. Condolences to the family.

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"Progressives" and "Leftists" trotting out the "peace and empathy" lines rn are comical. Get serious. Kirk and co. are mortal enemies of peace and empathy. If being peaceful and empathetic was going to beat them, they'd be beaten.

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@Sylvia_Adams99 @CynthiaErivo1 @PopCrave Nonsense

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@data_parrot @BurntByJoy @HalimedeMF she just like me fr

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It's not prescient if we've been saying it

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It's legit funny that American libs consistently prove that nothing will change until their entire society is burning. They all just want to go back to atrocities being something they inflict on the third world, not something happening at home. Well bad news, you can't.

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@htmljones we're reaching levels of real scientists had not previously thought possible.

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@cacheblaster @Hbomberguy I dunno, I'm looking at Finland's suicide rate and their Saunas-to-people ratio, these numbers don't add up

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@cacheblaster @Hbomberguy Now nobody has a house and 2 guys have saunas.