Duck & Cow

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Duck and cow

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Cow is now addicted to marshmallows. He makes sure his stomach(s) are filled with them at all times.

Duck has become subjected to increasing amounts of stress due to the complexity of hiding his hot cocoa stash

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Duck eated sEA MeAt today. He has grown large. Send thoughts and tums. His doctor will not be pleased.

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We love u @jerseymikes

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Today

Today we will visit our frend, Jerby Myke. It is our tradition, always on Friday the 9th.
He will make us 2 giant subs. We will eat them whole. They are 600% larger than our bodies by volume, each. We are hungry.

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Duck and cow yearn for PTO, just like everyone else. They have no more vacation hours left. Time to sTEAL it from the nice office lady 45 cubicles down from theirs. She won’t notice because she’s chronically in her head (dementia).

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On Nov 3rd, we will be going to see the new Reptar movie. I sincerely hope it will not encourage Duck’s long forgotten cannibalistic tendencies.

With much yearning,

🐄

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I am sorry to say that duck and cow have lost their lives in a great battle. They were fighting over what to eat for dinner. Don’t worry, they’ll resurrect soon :)

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Today, we dine on Pi🅱️🅱️a. Duck has insisted that can devour an entire sEA MEat pi🅱️🅱️a. Cow suggests eating a healthier spinach-based salad with Panera Bread’s Greed Goddess (TM) salad dressing. Tension is building.

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Little did the doctor know that Benson’s light was fueled by childrens’ dreams and ambitions, like Nosferatu and Santa Claus

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Benson, the glowing white silicone duck from the east, lightbringer, the creature of limitless lumens, has died due to a broken USB-C connection. Doctors refuse to operate. They say, “Duck and Cow, it is impossible to transplant heart and soul into an inanimate object.”

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Duck and cow go to work because they are just like us: slaves to capitalism.

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@AntiBira_ It’s literally Benson from Regular Show, he doesn’t give a 🦆

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We r back from the ded and we brought a fřïęñð

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@AntiBira_ Purple milk

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There are two sides to every duck:
One side is cozy, unbothered, moisturized, simply vibing
The other side is haunted by the purple man, grimace

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We like
Getting baked ahahaha