Callum

I know nothing, I'm just sitting here looking at pretty colours

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 the mitcham belle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @volvicstorm98]

This is like a nightmare you'd have during a particularly bad post-sesh sleep. Opening game of the WC and you give away a goal and then you get a red and all the anglophones hear your name as poo. All that's missin is your pants fall down as you trudge off

[Callum @Ducking__Hell]

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[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

You wouldn’t turn down the Clarets…

[Natalie Bromley @Natalie_Bromley]

We’re going to end up going down this season when we don’t deserve to, purely because we won’t learn from countless defensive mistakes.

Drives me absolutely mad, the goals we’ve gifted teams!

Kompany is a world-class defender. Why isn’t he learning?! 🤯

#twitterclarets

[SOFT PLAY @softplayband]

A soft song by a couple of soft cunts. Punk's Dead out next week pre save it now xxxx https://t.co/NrulZOXlWu

[Callum @Ducking__Hell]

They were selling pints at a gig at New Century for £7.90 and I still managed to get one chucked at me 💀

[Terrace @theterracestore]

We have a Burnley mystery box to give away, a haul of retro and fan culture heaven, from https://t.co/zIglAyuzxr

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[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 the mitcham belle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧��� @volvicstorm98]

Bit waved still: you telling me an old forded this traff???? edition

[Callum @Ducking__Hell]

Waited all weekend to see Danny Brown and he gets booed off the stage by zoomers wtf man #readingfestival2022

[Callum @Ducking__Hell]

Waiting for Wolf Alice, get us on the screeeen! #NoMusicOnADeadPlanet

[Callum @Ducking__Hell]

#NoMusicOnADeadPlanet

[Callum @Ducking__Hell]

@volvicstorm98 The year is 2035 and "Bad Nonce" (as he's affectionately known in my save) has won world player of the year 😡

[Callum @Ducking__Hell]

@Oliver_Hudson Disappointed but not surprised by that comment...

[Callum @Ducking__Hell]

As if they replaced Rage against the Machine with the 1975 as the Reading Fest headliner 💀💀💀

[Callum @Ducking__Hell]

@ameliawhitehill Can't imagine a worse stand in tbh

[Callum @Ducking__Hell]

@Oliver_Hudson But when is Jelle Vossen making a return?

[FPL Enthusiast @EnthusiastFpl]

HOW CLINICAL ARE THE #PremierLeague PLAYERS?

Data taken from @fbref for Big 5 leagues & European competitions from 2017/18 onwards. Only included those with a minimum NPxG of 20 in that period. Son, Mahrez, De Bruyne & Haaland are the best finishers around.

#FPL #FPLCommunity

[ALLABOUTFPL @allaboutfpl]

🤔📝@FPL_Health discusses how FPL and mental health go hand in hand & shares some valuable tips to keep your mental health in check while enjoying this beautiful game.

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[Callum @Ducking__Hell]

No thank you Mr Bezos

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

We are delighted to confirm the appointment of Vincent Kompany as first-team manager.

Welcome to Burnley, @vincentkompany! 👔

#WelcomeKompany | #UTC