DudeBro

Just a regular dude 🧢 | Raiders fan till I die 🏈 | Crypto enthusiast 💸 | Laughing at life's absurdity 😂 | Proud American 🇺🇸 |

[DudeBro @DudeBro367]

@exQUIZitely I still love that game!

[DudeBro @DudeBro367]

Is it me or do the firework variety boxes keep getting smaller and the price doubles each year?

Still worth the price to live in this beautiful place.

Happy Birthday America!

[Magills @magills_]

Elon is now worth a trillion dollars which means Dave Ramsey may actually be okay with him buying a new car at the sticker price.

[Kam ✨ @RoamingKam]

You will not impact the world by faithfully going to church...

You impact the world by being the church when you go out into the world.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Happy pride month to Home Depot for not selling a single piece of straight wood.

[Tami @EarthtoTami]

To every out-of-stater screaming at lifelong Californians to “just leave” after this election: How fucking dare you.

We were born here. We raised our families here. Built businesses, bought homes, and spent our entire lives bleeding in the trenches against this machine - while you watched from safer states.

Telling us to abandon the Golden State we love is unforgivable. It’s a slap to every California kid who grew up believing in the dream this place once represented.

How would you feel if we told Texans, or Floridians “Fuck it - your state’s gone, pack up and run”?

I’ve stayed quiet about my disappointment in those who cut and ran, because I’m a lady. But watching you flee, then lecture us from your new red states while declaring California “dead” because YOU left?

It’s gut-wrenching. We don’t cut and run. We fight.

If you truly love this Republic, stop the defeatist bullshit. Get your asses to California. Register. Vote. Organize. Volunteer. Help us flip this blue cancer before it spreads and kills the whole country.

We’re holding the line with everything we have.

Join us - or shut the fuck up.

The Republic needs warriors here, not more quitters.

[FromTheShadow @Hunter19302]

I am a political hostage in California, our rights to decide our path is in the hands of corrupt democrats politicians, I will ask the whole country to unite and save us! Please share

[Crypto Dyl News @cryptodylnews]

Jake Clavers $XRP Reverse Carry Trade Theory is Literally Happening Right infront of You’re Eyes And You Are Too Blind To See it Due To Short Term Emotions.

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.

[DudeBro @DudeBro367]

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[Augustus @AugustusDelano]

All my unvaxxed homies are very unbothered by the latest headlines, are heavily allocated in crypto, and are becoming increasingly religious. This is no coincidence

[Blondelady2024 @arva61138]

This is probably the best answer I've ever heard to the question, "Why did God create evil?"

A professor at the university asked his students the following question:

“Everything that exists was created by God?”
One student bravely answered:
“Yes, it was created by God.”

The professor asked :
“If God created everything, then God created evil, since it exists. And according to the principle that our deeds define ourselves, then God is evil.”

The student became silent after hearing such an answer. The professor was very pleased with himself. He boasted to students for proving once again that faith in God is a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said:
“Can I ask you a question, professor?”
"Of course," replied the professor.

“Professor, is cold a thing?”
“What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you ever been cold?”
Students laughed at the young man's question.

The young man answered:
“Actually, sir, cold doesn't exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is actually the absence of heat. A person or object can be studied on whether it has or transmits energy.
Absolute zero (-460 degrees Fahrenheit) is a complete absence of heat. All matter becomes inert and unable to react at this temperature. Cold does not exist. We created this word to describe what we feel in the absence of heat.”

The student continued:
“Professor, does darkness exist?”
“Of course it exists.” said the professor.
“You're wrong again, sir. Darkness also does not exist. Darkness is actually the absence of light. We can study the light but not the darkness. We can use Newton's prism to spread white light across multiple colors and explore the different wavelengths of each color. You can't measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into the world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you tell how dark a certain space is? You measure how much light is presented. Isn't it so? Darkness is a term man uses to describe what happens in the absence of light.”

In the end, the young man asked the professor:
“Sir, does evil exist?”
This time it was uncertain, the professor answered:
“Of course, as I said before. We see him every day. Cruelty, numerous crimes and violence throughout the world. These examples are nothing but a manifestation of evil.”

To this, the student answered:
“Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist for itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is like darkness and cold—a man-made word to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not faith or love, which exist as light and warmth. Evil is the result of the absence of Divine love in the human heart. It’s the kind of cold that comes when there is no heat, or the kind of darkness that comes when there’s no light.”
🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻

[Barbell Financial 💪🏻💰 @BarbellFi]

The life of a millennial:

- Graduated into the Great Recession

- Entry level jobs required 3 years experience

- Pensions replaced by the 401k

- Promoted at work meant a 2% raise & 200% more responsibility

- Felt stability in life then a pandemic

- Highest inflation in 50 years deleted pay raises

- Home prices doubled overnight forcing permanent renters

- Childcare costs 1 month of rent

- Juggling aging parents, young kids, burnout from work & the cost to live

- AI causing mass layoffs during peak earning years

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Nutritionist: “Your diet is bad.”
Dentist: “Your brushing is wrong.”
Friends: “Your life is a mess.”
Liquor store guy: “Excellent choice.”

[Lee Zeldin @epaleezeldin]

President Trump has ENDED the “Green New Scam”. Today’s repeal of the 2009 Obama EPA Endangerment Finding eliminates what has been referred to by some as the “Holy Grail” that empowered the nation’s most extensive regulatory overreach.

[Red Pill Dispenser @redpilldispensr]

Pastor asks ChatGPT: "If you were the devil, what would you do?"

"The answer that came back shook me."

[DudeBro @DudeBro367]

@travelingflying Nobody on their deathbed wishes that they worked more.

Although I’m still in my 30’s, I wish me and the wife had more kids in our 20’s.

The right partner is also extremely key.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

You can be very popular at your workplace, but trust me, if you're laid off today, no one from work will call you after 1 week.

[DudeBro @DudeBro367]

@stoolpresidente Brothers Pizza

Still stuck in my mind as one of best pizzas I’ve ever had

Very old school