Savory Dude

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

I want this to be exactly like The Bear

[Savory Dude @DudeSavory]

i wish you could send dms on spotify i’d be like your music sucks, bro

[Savory Dude @DudeSavory]

is Queen Elizabeth II in Sovngarde?

[Savory Dude @DudeSavory]

I NEVER let me girlfriend beat me at wrestling even when she is sick! @benshapiro

[Savory Dude @DudeSavory]

do we find out who the killer is in “4 Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” ??

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop @paddingtonbear into a movie or show until I forget: Day 439

[Savory Dude @DudeSavory]

me, a staunch capitalist, listening to every second of an ad on a podcast to keep the economy going

[Savory Dude @DudeSavory]

you think a Terminator ever fucked an air fryer?

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop @paddingtonbear into a movie or show until I forget: Day 432

[Adult Trick or Treater @Paynuspain]

This is probably in the top 5 coolest things I ever found on the ground

[Savory Dude @DudeSavory]

ah yes. the Univevussy

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

BREAKING 🚨: The black hole at center of our galaxy has been capture for the first time

[Savory Dude @DudeSavory]

Boomers on their way to comment “communist traitor whore” on a post involving Jane Fonda

[Savory Dude @DudeSavory]

“OOPS! All Bones” meal kfc

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I was one of the first guys to say I was "thrilled" about a female Doctor Who & not one woman has sent me nudes yet. Fuck this site.

[Savory Dude @DudeSavory]

Corey Feldman needs a comeback

[Savory Dude @DudeSavory]

i stopped being a college freshman 9 years ago which means that i could have been in the NBA for the last 9 years or NFL for last 7. I am a huge failure