Just a Dude Who Invests { Private }

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Everyone waking up bright and early on Monday morning to check how stocks are doing

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The greatest ability to have in the modern world is being able to live happily in the face of uncertainty.

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WHEN YOU REALIZE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WHEN TREASURIES BECOME MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN STOCKS...

[Kalshi Finance @Kalshi_Finance]

JUST IN: Treasuries now offer more income than almost every S&P 500 stock

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US stock futures…

Got nothing to say about these.

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If you’re having a bad day just remember that some people bought a digital coin for over $125,000.

$BTC

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Idea from @cmsinvests

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OPEN THE DAMN STOCK MARKET ALREADY I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THE WEEKEND

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Stocks on Monday

[Kalshi Finance @Kalshi_Finance]

JUST IN: Strait of Hormuz traffic reportedly explodes nearly 400%

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A reminder that literal trash is outperforming all of us by the way.

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Went out to eat tonight and I tipped 20%. That’s my baseline for if the service is good and I have no complaints.

If there is any mess up or something I don’t like, I lower it from that base 20%.

One of my friends said this is way too high and I should be doing 15% as a generos

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Deutsche Bank is forecasting that SpaceX $SPCX will basically triple their annual revenue run rate just by the end of this year…

They predict that most of this growth comes from their xAI segment.

Not even space. 😭

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President Trump’s most recent government filing lists over 1,050 securities transactions in June.

That comes out to more than a trade every 10 minutes or 50 trades a day.

These are the some notable companies he bought…

- Visa $V
- Berkshire Hathaway $BRK.B
- Mastercard $MA
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Nvidia $NVDA stock on Monday

[Kalshi Finance @Kalshi_Finance]

JUST IN: Nvidia $NVDA AI server prices are reportedly set to rise 15%+ as soaring memory costs drive up system prices

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Money can't buy happiness but it certainly can buy you freedom, that's worth a whole lot.

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Applied Optoelectronics $AAOI is the perfect example of the market always giving you second chances…

$223 highs -> $112 a share today

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Trump trades literally more than once every 10 minutes.

I can’t believe it.

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TRUMP MAKES MORE THAN 1,000 SECURITIES TRADES IN JUNE

President Trump made over 1,000 securities trades in June, totaling between $78 million and $263 million, according to a government ethics filing.

Purchases included Berkshire Hathaway, Visa, Mastercard and Cintas.

His largest disclosed transaction was a $5 million–$25 million Vanguard ETF sale.

The White House says Trump’s investments are independently managed and present no conflicts of interest.

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Bond yields really have to come down…

Mortgages are already over 6.7% and nobody in their right mind is buying a house at that rate.

I am surprised the housing market hasn’t totally collapsed already tbh.

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Nvidia $NVDA informs customers of AI related price hikes of over 15% across their product suite…

Jensen Huang flexing Nvidia’s strength. Demand for Nvidia products remains immensely strong.

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WTF

How is this even real?!?!?

[The Wheelie Investor @WheelieInvestor]

If you bought $MU everyday at market close and sold at market open, your return would be 138,330,342%

If you bought $MU everyday at market open and sold at market close, your return would be -99.2%

Almost all of $MU gains have come from overnight moves

I am going to set up a trading agent that buys $1000 of $MU everyday right at market close and it will sell it at market open the next day

This will be a fun experiment

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If you don’t have $100,000 invested by 24, you’re cooked.