David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞

PNGTuber will happen eventually when I get it sorted out | please be over the age of 18 | Just a guy looking to make some friends and have fun.

[David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞 @DudneyDavid]

Alright, my anniversary month is coming, and I need to make changes and stream more. So this will be my new streaming schedule!!! Come by and hang during my stream days!!! Hope to see you there!!!

[🎃🦉Leto Corvinus the Mage Detective🦉🎃 @chumasu]

Who is more intimidating? 🦉

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[David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞 @DudneyDavid]

@DianaVT__ I'd take my coffee in a cup

[David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞 @DudneyDavid]

@chibidoki

[David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞 @DudneyDavid]

The #Pokemon Region Challenge!

​Pick 1 Starter 🍃🔥💧 & 1 Game per Region to map your adventure!

​Starter: Sprigatito
Kanto: F. Red
Johto: S. Silver
Hoenn: O. Ruby
Sinnoh: Platinum
Unova: Black
Kalos: Z-A
Alola: U. Moon
Galar: Sword
Paldea: Scarlet

​Quote your route!

[🎃🦉Leto Corvinus the Mage Detective🦉🎃 @chumasu]

The #Pokemon Region Challenge!

​Pick 1 Starter 🍃🔥💧 & 1 Game per Region to map your adventure!

​Starter: Bulbasaur
Kanto: L. Green
Johto: S. Silver
Hoenn: A. Sapphire
Sinnoh: L: Arceus
Unova: Black 2
Kalos: Z-A
Alola: U. Moon
Galar: Shield
Paldea: Violet

​Quote your route!

[🎃🦉Leto Corvinus the Mage Detective🦉🎃 @chumasu]

Going live in 30 Minutes! Looking forward to seeing you all there for #Warhammer40KDarktide! 🦉

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[David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞 @DudneyDavid]

@EvilNatsuki

[David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞 @DudneyDavid]

Time to expose myself! Name four fictional characters you are unapologetically down bad for then tag four friends to do the same.

Vanilla the Rabbit (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Natsuki (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Mileena (Mortal Kombat)

Merril (Dagon Age)

[🎃🦉Leto Corvinus the Mage Detective🦉🎃 @chumasu]

Time to expose myself! Name four fictional characters you are unapologetically down bad for then tag four friends to do the same. 😏

Emberlyn Pinkle
Elesh Norn
Banished Princess (by @ZeBlackBallD)
Queen Tyr'ahnee

Tagged: @DudneyDavid @Stratosflood @lady_arfoire & @MadmanCrimson

[David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞 @DudneyDavid]

@Splatakoi1 @LuckyTanuki1 @jade_peppermint @JeminiTheRipper

[David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞 @DudneyDavid]

@chumasu

[David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞 @DudneyDavid]

@chumasu And all it took was an agreement of the mordian iron guard or the other imperial guard faction that I'm not gonna bother naming to be available as cosmetics. Took about 2 years but it was worth it

[David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞 @DudneyDavid]

WELCOME TO THE MEATGRINDER FELLOW REJECT

[🎃🦉Leto Corvinus the Mage Detective🦉🎃 @chumasu]

Well Im a man of my word. Due to a agreement I made with @DudneyDavid & @Stratosflood's private property. At 4pm PST instead of Dragon Fable you will get to watch me embarrass myself as I begin learning a new game I promised to start playing. #DarkTide

https://t.co/PsuseeZKOZ

[David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞 @DudneyDavid]

@chumasu Makes sense

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

The Chicken and Waffle Emergency Meeting

I ordered chicken and waffles because the name sounded like two separate meals having an argument.

Then the plate arrived.

Fried chicken.

On a waffle.

With syrup.

I stared at it.

The chicken looked confident.

The waffle looked trapped.

The syrup looked like it had caused problems before.

I asked the waitress,

“Is this breakfast?”

She said,

“Depends how strong you are.”

This was not an answer.

This was a threat.

I looked at the plate again.

Chicken belongs with lunch.

Waffles belong with morning.

Syrup belongs with pancakes.

America put all three together and expected me to act like the table was not legally confused.

I picked up the syrup.

My hand stopped.

Pouring syrup on waffle:
Normal.
Pouring syrup on chicken:
A crime in several emotional jurisdictions.

The man at the next table saw me freeze.
He said,

“Bro, drown it.”

Drown it.

America does not season food.

America declares floods.

So I poured.

The syrup landed on the waffle.

Safe.

Then it crossed into chicken territory.

No one screamed.

No police came.

The chicken simply sat there, accepting the syrup like it had been waiting for corruption.

I cut one bite.

Chicken.

Waffle.

Syrup.

My brain immediately called an emergency meeting.

Sweet was yelling.

Salt was confused.

Crunch demanded legal counsel.

Breakfast refused to sit next to Dinner.

Lunch said, “Why am I even here?”

Then my mouth raised its hand and said,

“Shut up. This works.”

That was the worst part.

It worked.

The waffle was soft.

The chicken was crispy.

The syrup was lying to both of them, but in a helpful way.

By the third bite, I was no longer eating.

I was watching enemies become roommates.

By the fifth bite, I understood the American system.

Do not solve conflict.

Put it on a plate.

Add syrup.

Charge $14.99.

The waitress came back.

“How is it?”

I wanted to say, “My government has collapsed.”

Instead, I said,

“It is peaceful now.”

She nodded like this happens often.

Chicken and waffles is not a meal.

It is breakfast and violence sharing custody of syrup.

I finished the plate with shame, respect, and minor maple damage.

NyanChuu will no longer fear impossible alliances.

If America puts ribs on pancakes and calls it a morning special, I will not ask questions.

I will simply request extra napkins and prepare for diplomacy.

[David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞 @DudneyDavid]

@ShyMarshyMallow

[David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞 @DudneyDavid]

@chumasu

[David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞 @DudneyDavid]

@chumasu Water/dragon

[🎃🦉Leto Corvinus the Mage Detective🦉🎃 @chumasu]

My plans for the rest of the month of May.

10th 4pm PST - Slay the Spire 2 + B-Boy Animation Reaction

17th 4pm PST - Dragonfable + Body Cam Reaction

24th 4pm PST- Slay the Spire 2 + Community Recommendation Reactions

31st 4pm PST- Primarch Primer - Perturabo

Thoughts?

[GlitchedPhantom @Stratosflood]

I miss my wife... Gonna be streaming for like 6 days straight! Join if you wanna! #vtuber #asmr #justchatting
https://t.co/aMFcEfrLLM

[David Dudney🔞 #PNGTuber🔞 @DudneyDavid]

@chumasu I ain't goin anywhere baby XD