Jim Duering

God, Family, America, sarcasm and guy stuff in that order.

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Tweet of the week!

[Remy @GoRemy]

just to clarify, how will this be delivered?

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@20thcenturyfox @FordvFerrari Bales's looks like an AC Cobra too. Way to get it right.

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Looks like Saban Mercedes-Benz advertising budget just got bigger. Say goodbye to parody in College sports.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The NCAA voted unanimously Tuesday to allow college athletes to make money from their name, image and likeness "in a manner consistent with the collegiate model." https://t.co/BUWfeXrolC

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@HuskerExtraSip I think most fans have reasonable expectations of a 2nd year team. This is outside of reasonable.

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@StuBishop_LPD

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Vaporizing toxins and inhaling them into porous internal organs is dangerous: who knew? #VapeBan

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Hey @espn. College game day is the worst opening weekend content I’ve ever heard. Shut these babbling idiots up and put some football on already!

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Thank goodness the Joe Walsh trend is just another idiot politician running his mouth. For a minute I thought we’d lost someone who’s contributed to our country. #lifesbeengood

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@NTVsSaraKirkley @huskertd309 @NTVsGoodLife I knew I should have let @AmandaScottNTV take that @Hastingspolice call so I could wish you Happy Birthday!

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@huskertd309 I don’t think anyone boycotted NIKE or Starbucks because of the candidate they supported but rather a moral objection to their values. I guess an entire political movement can make the argument that they are morally against democracy or two party elections but it’s concerning.

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So let me get this straight #HomeDepotBoycott, extorting capitalism for the erosion of our democratic process is how we do freedom now? Dangerous ground for America as a nation.

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@Travis_Klanecky That was not intended to be an indictment on the HR derby, just a preference for a product I find more entertaining.

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Call me a skeptic but in a country where most steroids are legal, Jasson Dominguez is either 23 with wet ink on a birth certificate or going to report to Yankees training camp sans pancreas and with with some borrowed urine.

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@MotorolaUS I didn’t ask you to. I just want to order the $3 part to fix it. It’s easy. I don’t want to pay you $75 (plus shipping) for a 10 minute job. If you cared about customers you wouldn’t have your hand so far in my wallet it wanted to file a police report.

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Thank you @MotorolaUS for backing up a crappy product with even worse customer service. A 14 month old phone shouldn’t be wore out and I shouldn’t have to pay $75 to get the $3 replacement part to fix it. #LeNOvo

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The most entertainment I’ve got from NASCAR in years. Take that for what it’s worth. #leftturn

[NASCAR on USA @NASCARonUSA]

These drivers were NOT expecting these questions from our NASCAR on NBC kid reporter! 😅

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@NickESPN590 is right. No matter how much I HATE Michigan and their unsportsmanlike behavior, you have to root for them because ultimately it’s good for @Husker_Baseball...also I just threw up in my mouth a little 🤢

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@joelschafer There is a difference between making a decision to offer a young man an education and pulling the promise of education out from under him. If he is convicted, he should be removed. Until then, the University needs to stand by its promise.

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@rogr80 When was the last time my kid was over. #seenthatmove