The Future

I don't haz cheezburgers. I don't report every empty thought like the rest of the narcissists. But I do tweet. Therefore I am (a twat).

[The Future @DuhFuture]

@ellismate Tully sounding more smug these days. still like him though. maybe it's the book authoring?

[The Future @DuhFuture]

the timing of the divorce announcement & the penthouse girl coming in is curious. @ellismate's whole demeanor has changed. #interesting

[The Future @DuhFuture]

the only time my girlfriend & i change the radio from @HowardStern @sternshow 101/100 is to listen to @ellismate on @siriusfaction.

[The Future @DuhFuture]

dayummm. @ellismate almost left the mic open going into this break.

[The Future @DuhFuture]

@ellismate it's obvious @radiotfb is in for some drama. briar isn't an idiot. josh is too much in love to see straight. phil is in waiting.

[The Future @DuhFuture]

WHAT!?!?! WHO IS HEARING WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR @RADIOTFB?? you think it's @ellismate???? LOLZ!

[The Future @DuhFuture]

@ViPER_EAW i think @radiotfb will firmly place himself in denial for a long time. he didn't have those early relationships to learn from.

[Rob Frankel @brandingexpert]

Gotta admit that the Cobra was a stroke of genius "PR on the cheap" for the Bronx Zoo. What? NOT on purpose? Oh.

[The Future @DuhFuture]

@ellismate sounds like oxycontin john loves @radiotfb more than briar

[The Future @DuhFuture]

@ellismate what is @RadioTFB's style? "take my girlfriend please?"

[The Future @DuhFuture]

@ellismate COME ON @RadioTFB! phil completely wants to bang briar. and SHE knows. BACKBONE! time to get one!

[The Future @DuhFuture]

@ellismate seriously - she couldn't wait for a text DURING the show??? she's annoying, @radiotfb & not just because she wants airtime.

[The Future @DuhFuture]

YEAH!!! FUCK PHIL! alpha-male that asshole @ellismate! listen to jason @radiotfb. he's older and wiser. (i see tears in josh's future)

[The Future @DuhFuture]

@jamesreb lolz

[The Future @DuhFuture]

@RadioTFB every girl friend you've had havent you just been waiting for them to drop their guard so you could make a move? right @ellismate?

[The Future @DuhFuture]

@ellismate @radiotfb the girl who has more "guy" friends than "girl" friends has major mommy issues & is DRAMA

[The Future @DuhFuture]

@ellismate go with your gut man! phil & briar are suspect! @radiotfb is too close to the situation to see the situation w/OPEN eyes.

[The Future @DuhFuture]

@ellismate its suspect that briar's making these calls on-air. she could handle off-air. sounds like some1 wants air time. who the F's phil?

[The Future @DuhFuture]

oops?? what's that? 4:55?? time for beers. late

[The Future @DuhFuture]

@ellismate you have no idea how bad i wish i was in vancouver having a burger