Delaney Jamboree

✨ i hate it here ✨

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

“Where you from?”

“Georgia”

“What part of Georgia?”

“Flowery Branch”

“What’s it by?”

“Gainesville, Buford, Oakwood, Spout Springs...”

“Huh?”

“Atlanta. I’m from Atlanta. I hang out with Usher and eat peaches with Migos. Peace up, A-town down.” https://t.co/OjefRlWBOV

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

Something wrong with my brain but I’m in a good mood about it

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

How is Dunkin still in business I’ve never once had everything I ordered turn out right from there. Never.

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

Can we PLEASE retire the phrase “doing life” it’s so annoying and cringe

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

I can’t wait to pay off all my debt and move to another country 💖

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

It’s 2023 can we stop making phone calls on speaker phone in public?

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

Oh no it just hit me how hard imma sob when Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) drops

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

Changed my body from the way god made it, it reflects my altered mind.

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

Changed my body from the way God made it,
It reflects my altered mind.

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

Me waking up puking on the first day of pride month is homophobic

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

Nobody reads my tweets but I just wanna say that I’m thankful that my husband dislikes dogs as much as I do, if not more. They’re fine through a screen but please don’t make us interact with one.

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

I am cramping and have the period poops AND I have to go to work and close the store? Seems illegal.

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

I’m sorry if you have no teeth (not even fake ones) please PLEASE stay in your lane.

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

WHY do people from the south say height like heighth?!

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

Update: Self Soothing at the Mexican Restaurant

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

Overstimulated at the Mexican Restaurant 💖

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

Overstimulated at the Mexican Restaurant 💖

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

I don’t know a single person I’ve met that doesn’t agree with age limits for congress, regardless of other political beliefs… so like when do we make this a thing??

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

Amazon Prime TV is actually ass. Like I can’t watch the movies I’ve paid to own on my TV but I can on my phone, then I can’t watch Discovery+ that I paid for on my phone but can on my TV???

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

I’ve had enough of girlbossing and being strong, I would now like to enter my fragile little baby era and be treated gently please.

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

Salary is a scam!!

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

Having Metamucil, yogurt and eggs for breakfast bc I guess I want to gag as much as possible??

[Delaney Jamboree @Duhlaynee]

Not me laying in my bed crying about how I can’t go to Epcot and get Frushi whenever I want anymore.