𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧

rabid

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

BECOME YOUR OWN BIGGEST FAN!!!

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

Deleting X again see u next year 🙏

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

Me and your mom probably

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

If I ever started a band it would be called Bra section of Belk

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, I’m actually a fairly decent person

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

the ac has been out at the shop all day today and I’m going to go feral and bite a customer I swear i

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

When lilo crashed out and bit mertle honestly she didn’t do enough. She should have taken a finger off or even ripped some hair out. Idk she wasn’t doing enough for me

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

Here’s what I’ve been doing while afk

https://t.co/wLzYHqCiav

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

@keithdunn Damn. Happy Barkley 2026! Another year of eating its young

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

@HJMDGL @TrailsAndAlesUK @keithdunn because Laz can still get his kicks knowing there’s snow and ice on the ground vs a heat wave. And still- barefoot was a choice 😂👣

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

@CathyO79 barefoot was such a bold choice.

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

@keithdunn Is Damian the guy who finished the BFC in sandals?

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

You ever log out of twitter for like a year+ and log back in a completely different person with completely different interests and perspectives on life as a whole?

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

Rating 10 Conspiracy Theories
https://t.co/JJ7nM6tOex

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

Dressing Up As Your Dad and Telling You I'm Proud of You 🫂

https://t.co/q9kSElWyma

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

Threw a crumpled sticker at the trash and missed. My dog grabbed it, tossed it in the air playfully and it landed in the bin. I got so excited I praised him + took it out to see if he’d do it again and he chewed and swallowed it I-

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

wait… drone package delivery is already happening? I gotta leave the house more man

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

@brendafarro Proof cat is satan

[𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙧 @DuhTris]

good morning!