DUnces

is anyone in need of rEfReSHmEnTs??!!!

oooooooooh we've got it! 😩

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Feelin' my oats rn.... Don't call or text 😌

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Haven't you ever had mermaid caviar?🧜‍♀️🥚

~ S

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Patrick just gave Squidward CPR so good his nipples got hard

~ M

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Hey let's compare tartans!

~ An

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“You can Billie-rock the shit out of a cow and then it’ll pop out some butter”

~ Z

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“I kinda get my rocks off from eating chicken because those motherfuckers don’t deserve to live”

- Z

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Cream soda is good tho. Mark that down.

~ S

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Hey do you guys ever get so stressed out that your eyes feel like rubbing alcohol? !?! 🤯⁉️

~ S

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Something about white trash... I don't know... Is just nice...😌

~ An

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"I'm like a chicken, but for fruit!"

~ M

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P: Ya bc white people really have no culture when it comes to food...

Z: I mean bologna??? 🤔

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I WANNA CRY RIGHT NOW!!!
😐
😳
IS THIS ROSÉ?!!!!!

~AN

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Well, as they say, one man's ejaculation is another man's long jump.

~ P

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Oh this was the😱 time! This was the time 🤯!this was 🥲the time! This 😅was 😂the time! Ahhh a 😭ahahdhhh ahahggha 😔ahha! Qhagg! Ahhh that . ! 🤪

😐 This was the the time that I filled a balloon with cum and I threw it at a bird! 😶

~ S

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Also everyone $5 Sushi at target Wednesday 🤪🥸🤯🌟👽🍙🥢🍣🍤😩🤤

~ M

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The sport is disco

~ M

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The perilous current of beholding ones self and in your own eyes feel the tears evoked from the inner caverns of soul

~ Z

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M: so... Who lives in the pineapple under the sea

S: SPINGE!.❗❕‼️⁉️🤯

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Guys 😳 my credit score just changed and I'M drUNK rn 🤯

~ Z