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Professional Driver

[Ninja Kiwi Games @ninjakiwigames]

To celebrate the upcoming launch of our DDT and Tack Shooter Plushies, we're giving away both of them to two lucky winners!

How do you enter? Easy!
1️⃣Follow @ninjakiwigames and @Makeship
2️⃣Repost this post

The giveaway ends September 29th (EST). Good luck!

[Someone Named Tygget @Tygget]

this is what those nazi fucks who tried to get rid of birthright citizenship want to take from us

[Sober @DUIEarner]

Interview tip:

After you’re done with questions, be sure to them for their time.

Then, find the nearest bathroom and scroll reels on the toilet on at least 20 minutes.

Take note of the ambiance and check if it fits you.

Remember you’re also interviewing the company.

[Disinformant @hueys_ghost]

@GovKathyHochul This is good but a true patriot would temporarily suspend DUI laws

[Neet @neet_sol]

Nobody saw me clock in early

Nobody saw me working late nights

Nobody saw my hard work

Cuz I don't do any of that

[Prideslayer @PrideslayerMMA]

So Apparently Epstein played World of Warcraft.
Another cultural win for Runescape.

[brandon* @brndxix]

if you click no you get added to a mar-a-lago guest list

[Sober @DUIEarner]

@Eagles @BetMGM Don’t tweet again unless it says you fired KP

[The Sietch of Sci-Fi | @TSoS_]

What an incredible double feature this is going to be, I can't wait to watch Dune: Part Three twice.

[Ninja Kiwi Games @ninjakiwigames]

🎄 JINGLE BLOONS: DAY 1! 🎄

Jingle Bloons is back and better than ever with seven days of giveaways! Starting with this awesome Banana Monkey Glass! Just like & repost this post to enter, and entries close when the next day's post goes up. Good luck! 🎄🎈

#JingleBloons

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

People will be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their baby

[🅱️🚂 @blakecowellx]

Three day work week

[GBR @GayBearRes]

The funniest thing is about to happen

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Garfield’s best catchphrase. This should’ve been on coffee mugs instead of I Hate Mondays or whatever

[Mega Crit ⚔️ Slay the Spire 2 Out Now! @MegaCrit]

The pre-order campaign may end in just a few days, but we're giving 2 lucky winners another way of getting their own beautiful, chonky, limited edition Snecko plush!!

To enter, simply:
➕ Follow @MegaCrit (us) & @Makeship!
🔁 Retweet this post by 2PM PST tomorrow (7/7)!

[the @Amanseeks]

i now have a whole collection of these

[Sober @DUIEarner]

This is disc golf your fucking grifter

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

An incredible throw during a frisbee competition.

📍 USA / Portland / Greenover Golf Course