jake duignan

[jake duignan @DuignanJake]

@Borg_Cryptos 1-2 France

[jake duignan @DuignanJake]

She’s gonna hit tonight

[jake duignan @DuignanJake]

What we saying lads? Winner

[jake duignan @DuignanJake]

Tidy,cheers @LukeTheNuke180

[jake duignan @DuignanJake]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[jake duignan @DuignanJake]

@tfwrail will you ever put a train on that’s more than 2 carriages from Cardiff to Milford haven?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I click on "confirm payment" and they actually take my money

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"I hope this email finds you well"

How the email actually finds me:

[autist @litteralyme0]

“fuck work”
goes to work

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

A Chinese guy built himself a computer that shoots “bullets” at him every time he gets shot in video games so he can feel the actual realism of war lol

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“the customer is always right”

not during my shift

[Miilato @miiilato]

Men over the age of 30 once it hits 9PM

[Miss Anthropist 2.0 @miss_anthrop75]

Ooh. They’re even sending them out in red envelopes now. Scary.

[So Solid Crew / Mega @OFFICIALSOSOLID]

An Uber is £20 plus
A funeral £15,000 plus

Be careful tonight

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2026 is 0% complete.

[autist @litteralyme0]

0 Labubus owned.
0 Matchas consumed.
0 Dubai Chocolates eaten.
0 Love Island Episodes watched.
2025 was a good year