Paul_Duke

A Manchester United fan account!❤️ @ManUtd

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

Nothing is worth loosing your sanity over!
You matter too, in fact, you’re the most important person in your story.
Never let the noises around you get inside you!
Good morning🤍

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

@dfwnancy_ Tooor
Aren’t they your body parts?

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

@RomzyUnited God go punish you!!

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

This is totally football unrelated

So my leave started 3 days ago and when I got home, I was craving hot custard 😂
So I went go get bread(yh for the custard), milk and sugar. Cos I barely keep these things at home since I’m rarely there.

I made the custard, trust me I be pro

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

One thing I'm almost certain about is that Youri Tielemans walks straight into the starting XI.

He's arriving with experience, composure and the ability to control games, three qualities United's midfield has desperately needed.

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

As long as Manchester United are winning and the midfield is functioning, the lineup will look after itself.

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

One thing I'm almost certain about is that Youri Tielemans walks straight into the starting XI.

He's arriving with experience, composure and the ability to control games, three qualities United's midfield has desperately needed.

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

The moment their favourite player isn't in the starting XI, the "Free ___" campaign will begin.

But football isn't built on sentiment.

It's built on balance, chemistry and putting the best team on the pitch.

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

Whether it's Kobbie Mainoo, Andrey Santos or another midfielder alongside him, they'll be the ones complementing Tielemans in the pivot, not the other way around.

The bigger challenge won't be on the pitch, it'll be convincing some United fans.

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

Which was only possible cos of “basic” or not so basic amenities like electricity
So when next you’re talking about basic amenities, electricity should be given so much priority as it not only helps make lives easier, it also helps makes savings possible no matter how little

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

This is totally football unrelated

So my leave started 3 days ago and when I got home, I was craving hot custard 😂
So I went go get bread(yh for the custard), milk and sugar. Cos I barely keep these things at home since I’m rarely there.

I made the custard, trust me I be pro

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

Before I’d just buy small bread that I can finish at that moment
Now I can buy kingsize cos I no panic at all
These little differences in purchase might seem basic but cumulatively, you’d realize how much you’ve saved because you bought bigger size of those things

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

Cos I would’ve had to spend another 1500 while still stressing myself in the process
Then I realized that basic things like electricity are sooo important to livelihood
Probably more than we even give it credit for
Things you can keep refrigerated and not have go buy everytime

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

Woke up this morning and craved custard again
I was like I have all I need but no milk
I was almost dressing up to go get it when I remembered I kept some in my fridge days ago
I checked and it was still fresh as ever 😂
See me smiling like mumu

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

In the past I would’ve doggedly used all cos it’ll spoil if I decided to keep it
So I go force myself pour all or drink am instantly
That’s like 1500 gone oo
But since I can keep it refrigerated, I used exactly what was needed and kept it

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

Back to live event
I made my custard and opened the milk, poured what I presumed was half or less sha
But it looked sufficient and added sugar
I kept the remaining one inside fridge, since light don day😂

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

Back story
My area hasn’t had light for over 4 months
So my Ac and fridge has been dormant for the longest of time
My inverter is only for light and charging cos I no put panel
But luckily for me, the light was fixed the weekend before my leave started
So I was glad about that

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

It turned it really well and it’s not shocking cos I’m very good at cooking generally abs custard na smalls for me😂

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

See how he looks like a proper baller abiii
Yeah wait till it’s actually time to ball😕

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

All the managers United were linked to before Carrick was officially appointed are all suddenly jobless after we’ve appointed Carrick 😂😂

Julian Nagelsmann
Eddie Howe
And na God save Thomas Tuchel😂😂

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

Ohh before I forget, our most valuable 9.5 striker/ midfielder Zirkzee

End of list

[Paul_Duke @Duke_Utd]

4 weeks into the season and my midfield options are
31 years old Bruno
22 years old out of favor Santos
20 years old Mainoo who didn’t play a single minute at the WC
27 years old injury prone Mount
29 years old Tielemans