Evan

Economically Right, Socially Awkward. Consultant, Economics Professor, U.S. Navy Vet, PhD Student in Public Policy and Economics. Forklift Certified. Ecc. 10:2

[Evan @DukeMaximum]

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

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@ChicagosMayor @MikeDelph @ChicagoMPO Nice try, losers!

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I heard a rumor today that a script is circulating Hollywood for a new Terminator movie; but, there are concerns that the script might have been written by AI.

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@elizai69 If I had to name one thing, it would be the penis.

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I was on Google Maps today, looking through Yellow Springs, Ohio, the town that comedian Dave Chappelle bought. At first, I misread this sign on Main Street and thought Dave Chappelle had renamed the town just to make white people say the N-word.

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Finding out that Mackenzie Shirilla's family are carnies really answers some lingering questions.

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@WorkElizab “I don’t think about you at all.”

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@AndrewIrelandIN @indystar Briggs is making such a strange argument here: "Exclusivity breeds populism?" That's completely backward. Having closed primaries, if anything, encourages candidates to appease their base and makes them LESS populist.

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@NanLee1124 Wow. He's genuinely terrified. For the first time, his ego is wounded and his facade is cracking.

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@Avabelly__ I don't see the problem. It's a hot day, her husband probably would have been shirtless.

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@gaughen Sounds like housing prices should start falling soon.

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@postpunkmmma A documentary just came out about the case on Netflix, so it's back to the front of the zeitgeist.

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@Lizbethne30 And it's not even the dumbest thing they've ever done.

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@barstoolsports Every time these two open their mouths, I just know that they're going to say some more stupid shit.

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@TMZ Did you all cheer for this, or is that reserved for when conservatives get murdered?

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@EdKrassen She sounds like a real knucklehead.

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I'm just at the beginning of this documentary, but this girl, Mackenzie Shirilla, seems kind of bitchy.

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@EndWokeness I really hope that this checks his ego a bit. He's had a swollen head for years because of his psychopathic viewers. Hopefully, he matures a bit from this.

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@NJArneal Oh, thank you. That went completely over my head.

[Evan @DukeMaximum]

Pete Davidson is what you get when a line cook releases a genie from a bottle and is granted three wishes.