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@RickD_GK AI sus… Why is the water stream only in the middle of the slide… even in the turns… when he’s in the high sides of the turns there’s no water under him. I can hear the skin screeching on the dry slide from here.

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@Jennifer55gt No problem at all if you’re asking this question in 2039

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@JGordonBramer @Milajoy Same with Dallas and Ft Worth

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@MikeySkier @Milajoy If you could have been arrested by their police… then you have been there!

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@PecanC8 1234 just like the first time…

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@KDubcrypto369 @JoelKatz Same

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@4thOfJuly365 1234… just like the first time

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@CryptoWendyO @SenWarren @SenWarren we’re waiting….

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@ChadSteingraber I spent some time around marathon runners lately and I’ve noticed… the ones that have finished the race don’t concentrate on running any more. It’s more about recovery..🤔🤔🤔

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@dom_kwok @easya_app Dom… did you use AI to make yourself look more tan?!?!?

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@dom_kwok @XenaXrp For some reason I always pictured them wearing a wife beater….

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@StandOnGuardCA @elonmusk Crickets….

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Two Ohio BTC maxis went to Home Depot to buy sand for their kid’s sand box. They got 10, bags of sand.

The teller said, that will be $60, please… the two looked at each other and asked, how? It’s sand! That’s $6 per bag.

The teller looked at them and said… yeah.😕

One explained… if a bag of sand is $6 then that would make the market cap of sand nearly 35x greater than NVIDIA.. FOR SAND! PLUS Florida has billions of bags of sand… there’s no possible way that, that sand is worth $6 for a 40 lb bag.

The teller looked at them with a confused look and said… but Florida’s sand isn’t for sale, is it?

They paid for their sand and left the store. That day, two BTC maxis learned that market cap doesn’t matter when the whole market isn’t available… but they still lamented all the way home that there’s no possible way that sand will ever hit $8 per bag.

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@JoelKatz @HospitalityHead Kids these days..🤦‍♂️

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@JoelKatz 😂😂😂😂

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@anadeaustria_ No… I have never wondered that… ever

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@MichaelLesko9 @CryptoWendyO When weather forecasters are like… well, at least I’m right 10% of the time.

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@Deuchetard @sentosumosaba @Vet_X0 @xtina_george Retired until she gets the bright idea to poke @dom_kwok, gets wrekt, retires again!! As retired as a WalMart greeter…

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@NatTurner18318 @SMQKEDQG Brian Armstrong isn’t a jerk… he’s a pawn. Once global macro economics are ready for Him to step out of the way… he will. The Clarity Act will pass “just in time” to save global financial collapse… Brian Armstrong is the delay mechanism.

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@Km49nK @TheHitMan1776 @sweetbodymary @grok 😂