Dumb Dot Gov

Opened this account as tribute to absurdity of federal employment. Kept it after 2016 election made the whole country absurd. 🇺🇸 Country Before Party 🇺🇸

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

Closer to the edge now MAGA.

[Dumb Dot Gov @DumbDotGov]

I remember how farfetched The Handmaid’s Tale seemed when I read it in college. Now American women are living it.
#dobbs #RoeVsWade

[Melissa D @turboterpmd]

This year, I just have one resolution: better self-care! I’m working out, meditating, & upping my beauty/skincare routine with @grandecosmetics . Take 15% off any purchase with code TURBOGLOSS ⭐️
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[MisterBeeee 🇺🇸🦅💙🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @mrbeeee2180]

Good riddance 2021. Hoping beyond hope 2022 gets us through better.

[Melissa D @turboterpmd]

@dog_feelings If it’s a sweater. run.

[Dumb Dot Gov @DumbDotGov]

@kwok_xian Several 😢

[Melissa D @turboterpmd]

Friends, please help!! Take a moment to vote for Baltimore’s amazing Pitties & Purrs Rescue! Help @pittiesandpurrs receive much-needed funds from Petco Love Stories. https://t.co/h3xYka14Gk

#pitbullrescue #petrescue #baltimore

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Opinions please. My dad has major health issues. His employee is an unvaccinated Trump-worshipping Covid denier. He came to visit my sick Dad & I wouldn’t let him in the house. He said, “Fauci is going to jail.” Dad thinks I was rude. I say fire the jerk. #aita #amitheasshole

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@FarahLovesMark Yes, Joan Jett is great, but let’s not forget CHERIE CURRIE 🍒

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@KayeEllen17 I have been praying for your sweet girl, and will continue to pray for you. I’m so sorry

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@NYCGRIFF What a beautiful woman. I’m so sorry 💕

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@ubnsrvd I’m so glad you’re home, Rick!

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@iLashMami Instant dealbreaker

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@DANNI64AZ Always whole. I push it into the post as the bottom gets soft.

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@NickPonticello 12. Caffeine and puberty. It was a good year

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@avra_cadaver He will share his stick with you ❤️

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@fras99 Coffee

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@pixienic And not just teeny weeny pockets! Make them large enough for a phone. And a candy bar.

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@captmattj We don’t know each other, but I’m sending you all kinds of healing thoughts...

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@Just_ReneaR This is so nice of you. These two make sure I always follow back.