Dumb Jokes

Just a profile to make people smile, even a little bit! DM me some jokes and i will tweet them with your name! Mostly Clean

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis

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Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize

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How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut💇

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How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream

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Bae or bæ? Which one is it?

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Bill was riding a bike. Bill fell off the bike. Bill, was a potato.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies🐭

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What do you call It when a dinosaur crashes his car? A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck!

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What is the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field

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What does a vegan zombie eat? GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNSS!!!!

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Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer too long!

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What kind of flower is on your face? Tulips!

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What do you call a blind deer? NO IDEAR!

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Why did the man pour ground meat on his head? Because he wanted to see a meatier shower!

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There were 2 fish in a Tank. What did one say to the other? You man the guns, and i'll drive

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What did the snowman say to the other? 'Do you smell carrots'