Dumbest Trader

Dumbest Trader (Parody)
You are too Dumb to follow me

[mr fundman @mrfundman]

$TSLA bulls seeing each other on X after becoming xAi investors

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Morning routine before FOMC

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Grok Imagine latest release is 🔥🔥

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Three years of practicing quadrobics

[Nandkishor @devops_nk]

2024: Prompt Engineer
2025: Vibe Coder
2026: Master of ai agents
2027: Unemployed

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

So besides sparking a brief panic sale (one can imagine on whose behalf) it said nothing new: MP and UAMY keep their floors and we already knew USAR doesn't have a floor.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What he said

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

BREAKING: Elon Musk is now worth $775 billion.

• The richest person in the world.
• The only individual in the $700B club
• Projected to become world’s first trillionaire this year.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

How she looks at you when she finds out you have your entire net worth in various commodities and Latin American equities.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Ice waves

[ORB Trades @OptionsRule]

$MELI $2332 vacuum up!

$2395 loading....

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Congrats to the @Neuralink team for helping many people who have lost use of their body with our Telepathy implant that enables computer use simply by thinking!

The next generation Neuralink cybernetic augment with 3X capability will be ready later this year.

Pending regulatory approval, we are also ready to do our first Blindsight augment that will enable those who have even complete loss of vision to see in low resolution at first, leading to high resolution over time.

[JarvisFlow @JarvisFlow]

The most expensive emoji in history: 👀
Two CEOs used it

1️⃣ Andrew Dudum ( $HIMS): Hyped a "Short Squeeze" post ➡️ Sold $11M+ in stock days later ➡️ Stock dropped 50% from its highs.
Message: "Thanks for the exit liquidity, retail.". The results couldn't be more different.

2️⃣ Tobi Lütke ( $SHOP): Acknowledged a merchant's payment issue ➡️ Acknowledged a platform error ➡️ Showed care to business and customer.
Message: "I’m here to make sure you succeed."

One CEO treats you like a stakeholder. The other treats you like a bag-holder.

I know which one I’m betting on for the next 10 years.
Do you?

CC: @louiseivan @RyderWallet

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

🇺🇸 BILLIONAIRE VIVEK RAMASWAMY'S STRIVE JUST BOUGHT $30,000,000 WORTH OF #BITCOIN

HERE WE GO 🚀

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

$2T in capex for this btw

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Epic movies this year

[ORB Trades @OptionsRule]

$SPOT music to my eyes 😆

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Grok video is now 10 seconds and the audio is greatly improved

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

₿e Cool

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

Nvidia $NVDA is reportedly in talks to invest up to $30 Billion into OpenAI's next funding round - The Information