Dumb Fanfics

stupid shit fanfics say

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*Harry's the 20 year old leader of a notorious gang and even the police are scared of him so they don't do anything*

WOW SO REALISTIC WOW

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"Omg my life is like a fanfic!" says the girl in the fanfic

-_-

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@BRITAwards #BRITsOneDirection

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*Eleanor is Louis' girlfriend in EVERY fanfic*

WHY COULD YOU NOT HAVE PICKED ANOTHER GIRL FOR ONCE

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*Zayn's always the one to steal Harry's girl*

I SMELL RACISM

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"Girl meets Harry at Starbucks, doesn't know who he is and 2 days later gets married"

AS IF I HAVENT READ THIS 761237823 TIMES BEFORE -_-

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"Mom, dad, I'm getting adopted by Zerrie! Bye!"
"Okay honey, have fun!"

BUT YOUR PARENTS ARE STILL ALIVE FFS

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*calls Harry daddy*

CAN YOU NOT

JUST NO

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*Gets abused everyday but ends up marrying the guy, then gets hit 2 seconds after they get married*

WELL DAMN THAT WAS FAST

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"A Marcel and Harry Fanfic"

ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW

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"Hazza"
"BooBear"
"Nialler"
"Li-Li"
"Zaynie"

G O O D B Y E

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*Girl is a virgin but after 2 minutes she's doing the splits on Louis' dick*

THIS

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"I inhaled his strong perfume as much as I could"

HOW HAVE YOU NOT CHOKED YET ?!

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"His curls smelled like coconuts"

MMM CAN I HAVE SOME?

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*Main character meets Eleanor and 2 minutes later they act as if they're long lost best friends*

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"my core"
"my hole"
"my entrance"
"my sex"

CAN YOU NOT JUST SAY VAGINA FFS

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*His lips found mine*

WHAT IS THIS? A TREASURE HUNT?

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Out of all the boys, why is Harry always the aggressive, possessive, abusive, manwhore in the fanfic?

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"Babe I'm so hungry-"
"WE HAVE TO GO TO NANDO'S"

CAN YOU NOT