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[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Reporter: How do you define ceasefire?

Trump: In that part of the world, ceasefire is when you're shooting in a more moderate manner

[Aleph @woke8yearold]

There will be no multipolarity. There will be no network states. There will be the US, China, and AGI they control. The future of the world will be decided by how the AI game plays out in those two powers. The rest of the world didn’t make it to level 2

[Barchart @Barchart]

BREAKING 🚨: Berkshire Hathaway

$BRK.A is now underperforming the S&P 500 by the same margin it was during the run-up to the Global Financial Crisis 🤯👀

[Zito @_Zeets]

Genuinely ruined the internet

[Francis Daniels @FDaniels86]

How opposing GMs gifted Vegas the winningest team in hockey at the expansion draft:

Bad Trades
• Anaheim traded Vegas Shea Theodore so they take on Clayton Stoner's $3.25m x 1y contract.

• Minnesota traded Vegas Alex Tuch so they would pick up Erik Haula instead of Matt Dumba or Eric Staal.

• Pittsburgh traded Vegas a 2nd round pick (Drew Commesso) so they would take on Marc-Andre Fleury's $5.75m x 3y contract.

• NY Islanders traded Vegas the 15th overall pick (Erik Brannstrom) and a 2nd round pick (Egor Sokolov) so they would take on Mikhail Grabovski's $5m x 1y contract.

• Tampa Bay traded Vegas Nikita Gusev, a 2nd round pick (Alex Texier) and a 4th round pick (Paul Cotter) so would take on Jason Garrison's $4.6m x 1y contract

• Winnipeg traded the 13th overall pick (Nick Suzuki) for the 24th overall pick so Vegas wouldn't select Tobias Enstrom.

Bad Protections
• Boston protected Kevan Miller over Colin Miller.

• Los Angeles protected Derek Forbort over Brayden McNabb.

• St. Louis protected Sobotka, Berglund, Reaves over David Perron and Jordan Binnington.

Bad Everything
• Florida traded them Reilly Smith for a 4th round pick, left Jonathan Marchessault exposed, while protecting Alex Petrovic & Mark Pysyk.

• Columbus traded them a 1st & 2nd round pick so they would take on David Clarkson's $5.25m x 3y contract. Then they exposed 43-goal scorer William Karlsson.

In total, they finessed:
• Shea Theodore
• Jonathan Marchessault
• William Karlsson
• Reilly Smith
• David Perron
• Brayden McNabb
• Marc-Andre Fleury
—
• Alex Tuch (huge part of Jack Eichel package)
• Nick Suzuki (huge part of Max Pacioretty package)
• Drew Commesso (huge part of Robin Lehner package)
• Colin Miller (huge part of Alec Martinez package)
—
��� Erik Brannstrom & Egor Sokolov (became Mark Stone)
• Erik Haula (became Nicolas Roy -> Mitch Marner)
• Alex Texier (became Keegan Kolesar)
• Nikita Gusev (became Daniil Chayka, Lukas Cormier, and Jakub Demek)
• Paul Cotter (became Alex Holtz, Akira Schmid, and Mason Moe)

The league's got no one to blame but themselves.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

[Barry Hunt @BarryHunt008]

Ebola outbreak trajectory is nearly vertical 📈

From the start

I've never seen this before

😳😳😳

[Jono 2.5 @jontranslates]

Spurs have a worse record at Stamford Bridge than Harald Hardrada

[Tom Petrini @RealTomPetrini]

Wemby shot from here with the game on the line man

What the hell

[albus @dumbledrip]

@Kalvishwow Thank you for making me aware of this. I will be abusing it expeditiously

[albus @dumbledrip]

@fashion_nfl Goat head and Blasty >>>>>>

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

By age 25, your circle should consist of:
-a Spellcaster
-a Healer
-a Tank
-and a Rogue

your network is your net worth

[@wowreforged @Aedrareforged]

Every Monday

[albus @dumbledrip]

@The_DC_Bob @PFTCommenter @WashWizards Expecto patronum baby go Wiz im on the bandwagon now

[signüll @signulll]

if a baby is born in nyc at 1 am & another baby is born one hour later in la at 2 am nyc time, the baby in la is on paper younger than the baby in nyc but is really older by one hour.

[albus @dumbledrip]

@satakshi_ai @stats_feed Yes very good job bot

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

Having a double barrelled surname used to mean your parents both came from good families but now if just means your mother is difficult

[chaosjim @yungfloop]

yeah i got a porn addiction
porn myself a big bowl of cereal