Albus Dumbledore

Headmaster of Hogwarts. Sassy, fabulous and so much better than you.

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#Gellert darling, your wand changed allegiance to me from the very first day we decided to get 'experimental'. xo

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I can't move against #Grindelwald, Newt. He's too hot.

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I'm so very proud of #NewtScamander for publishing his first book! What was it called again? Ferocious Breasts and How to Fight Them?

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@TravelerDaddy #philistine

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@emilyyannallenn @ladygaga @TaylorKinney111 yes.

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@ThePerezHilton @guardian you would post this wouldn't you porky. Biased philistine

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@tjrocks18 try checking out any 80's pop or soul rock anthems and you'll find them "pitchy". it's rustic not auto-tune

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@stevemcomedy Gucci darling. Gucci!

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@stevemcomedy Thanks sugar. BTW spreading hate is a bad look. Try Gucci

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@tjrocks18 That's called "Soul" darling.

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@TravelerDaddy #philistine

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@Cjayy025 #philistine

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@stevemcomedy hmmm sorry who are you and what do you know?? #philistine

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@BadRomance747 no shit.

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@MrSexyRFC Thank god! its an utterly hideous song!

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@HogwartsIt yes, and every single one of them is a bitch

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@ProfHSlughorn Now what have I told you about shoving ingredients up your arse Horace?! mwah