Dumb Runner

Run more. Talk less.

[Dumb Runner @DumbRunner]

Feels really dumb that this handle doesn’t belong to @realdumbrunner (sigh)

[RUN @Outside_Run]

Trail of the week: Smith Rock Summit Loop in Terrebonne, Oregon: https://t.co/QBXQQ2dee4

[Dumb Runner @DumbRunner]

You think I'm dumb? Then you should follow @realdumbrunner too! #idiot

[Dumb Runner @DumbRunner]

QOTD: "scrapping my run plans for early happy hour! Party!" #dumbrunner #pitiful #HowOldAreYou

[Dumb Runner @DumbRunner]

It's #nationaldonutday yummy! Wait. What? Why am I so frustrated about my weight and race times? #dumbrunner

[Rock ‘n’ Roll Running Series @RunRocknRoll]

To celebrate National Running Day we're offering up to $20 off when you register on June 4th by 11:59pm PDT. http://t.co/lB2J4CzgNA

[Breakaway Running @BreakawayRuns]

General registration for the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital Memphis marathon opens TODAY at 10 a.m. CT.... http://t.co/24gUvyepLk

[Dumb Runner @DumbRunner]

Darn, the big race sold out before I could enter!! #sad #notfair Oh wait, registration is still open? #dumbrunner #excuses #shutup

[Dumb Runner @DumbRunner]

Wait, you were just bitching about running in cold, and now you bitch because it's hot! Sensing a trend. #dumbrunner #bitchyrunner

[Dumb Runner @DumbRunner]

I will drive a long way to a small, crappy race to avoid the real competition at local races! #fragileego #dumbrunner

[Dumb Runner @DumbRunner]

QOTD: "I don't get the point of the foam roller" #dumbrunner

[Dumb Runner @DumbRunner]

"Ewww, it's muddy, and crowded. Where are the mile markers!?" Um, it's a trail run #dumbrunner

[Dumb Runner @DumbRunner]

If you didn't have a Garmin what would you blame your crappy race on?? #dumbrunner

[New York Road Runners @nyrr]

Best Valentine's Day Gifts for Runners http://t.co/Ldpl1i7iTE Any to add to the list?

[JeffGalloway @JeffGalloway]

SAN DIEGO, February 11, 2014 -- Olympic runner Jeff Galloway was inducted into the Hall of Champions by Running... http://t.co/cK5BuEXo3w

[Dumb Runner @DumbRunner]

Can't wait! 50 degrees please! RT @GeorgiaMarathon: Stay safe and warm Atlanta! And dream of a nicer day on March 23!”

[Dumb Runner @DumbRunner]

You are a #fitness expert? With "magic wraps", magic supplements, fake boobs? fake, fake and fake. #dumbrunner #badexample

[Dumb Runner @DumbRunner]

That time before social media when we didn't see all of the #dumb training mistakes people make. #dumbrunner