Mostly Jokes

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I got fat and old. #10YearChallenge

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Anyone ever fuck up a perfectly good relationship with sex? Well I'm sure my cat will come around.

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Coronavirus took my job, my business, and my friend, but you're right @realDonaldTrump, it's not a big deal.

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@ThatKevinSmith is "chess team Alan Harris" a tribute to the late Alan Harris who played Bossk in Empire?

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@TommyBez17 Yeah, it's after they rescue Chewy. I personally thought she was gonna do a Back to the Future 2, but I guess it wasn't epic enough.

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Am I an asshole if I delete my grandma's comment on my pictures, and does it change your answer if she used a fucking minions meme?

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@billyjoearmweak WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Business idea, Disgundies: Men's underwear that is white in the front and brown in the back, effectively hiding how gross we are.

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Hey so even if Chris @hardwick is innocent, can we still not let him back on TV?

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@juliechristineb I hear she prefers Beth

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You know you've made poor decisions when all star by smashmouth is suggested for you

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First time moving out could use some advice: What is the best method for packing/transporting my entire childhood home and how do I fit it into a 1200 sqft apartment?

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@theodd1sout I know you joke that your audience is kids, but I'm 24, love you stuff. It's super refreshing to see someone who says things like "enjoy what you like, I don't care" and doesn't just criticize. Don't look at me tweets and see I'm a hypocrite lol

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Recently got back into Red vs Blue. Only took me 10 years to realize why people who love the insult "cock-bite" would name their company @RoosterTeeth

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@DCComics "We're dark and edgy"

@Avengers Infinity War "Oh Yeah?"

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Watching @MyFriendDahmer and Jeffrey reminds me a lot of @LoganPaul in the mall scene.

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@anthonyjeselnik

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@realDonaldTrump Mr. President, you haven't blocked me yet, you should do that.

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In the @RickandMorty pilot, Rick talks about 100 years of the show. In season 3 he says 9 seasons. Seems right given current wait bw seasons

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@TheDailyShow great job punching down at the gator attack kid last week. Here's a book you should check out: https://t.co/5RZME89O4V