ok but what if he had legs?

[🖤 dr/ut confessions @druttwttakes]

"If you pretend that Jockington is talking like XRA than everything suddenly makes sense. I call this Frittata theory."

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"Vriska is a bad person-" SHE'S A CHARACTER. SHE IS WORDS AND IMAGES ON A SCREEN TO DRIVE THE PLOT

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@Unohanabbygirl even the appendix (usually reserved for detailing someone's family and occupation) cant help it

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@blazepowder04 @koreybruhyt its dream smp all over again

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@hedgedknights flirting vs sexual harassment

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@Ancient_Romes after this i became the biggest ambassador for homestuck in my social circle, i finished reading the comic last week

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@pizzaburger_21

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staring at this message like interstellar

[lana @lavillanelleee]

do you ever look back at your life right before a hyperfixation occured??? like girl you don’t know what’s about to hit you😭😭

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@_fuumii WiggogYwrath

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@ChaosICreate "Aha! One Singular like on this post! And a reply it's me, I'm the reply"
-Creepy Clown probably (abridged)

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@3HKowalski no he didnt

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@noinconsistency you maam, have won the internet for today

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@LocalBateman

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@MelonGod77e put Creepy Clown on there