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Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels.

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@spacecadetrach @BiasPope Sadly I'm not certain any mod cons would work in this tele, it looks a bit Soviet

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Currently in Poland and the poor souls don't even have ITV. Every programme looks like the first minute of fake taxi/agent/rozzer/neurosurgeon

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They announced this on Morgan's day off deliberately, poor old piers is climbing the walls desperate for a live Meggers bash #gmb

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Carry on bleating about award ceremonies every morning, you're still not going to win an NTA #gmb

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Who needs news when you can listen to a gang of narcissists whining about not winning awards #gmb

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He's got the drug dealer wagon sorted, just ditch the bumfluff and toy gun and you'll be scarface in no time #24hoursinpolicecustody

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Nobody fancied the jezza kaiser slot so we've dragged out the usual shite until everyone begs for This Morning #GMB

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Alternatively you could just stay off Strangeways Singles dot com and stick to picking up strangers in Soho #LooseWomen

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"Tripped on the stairs" my arse, she was bare knuckle boxing with a band of gypsies #LooseWomen

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Here begins 3 months of relentlessly plugging Prancing on Ice, the bargain basement strictly for the Z-list #ThisMorning

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Harry? Confirmed bastard #ThisMorning

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Christine, stop whining and water down the bacardi next year #ThisMorning

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Cheese on toast? Gino from Basildon will have your hanging baskets and TV if you're not careful #ThisMorning

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Next week, Lorraine Kelly's dog and Paddy's aunt discuss pot noodle preparation techniques #ThisMorning

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Well done that sound man for muting Vine. Do it for the rest of the programme and there's a bursary with your name on #jeremyvine

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I thought inspirational role model Bieber was still banged up for drink driving, terrible shame they've let him out #Lorraine

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I too understand why he's doing it beasty, the bloke has read through this hashtag before #TheChase

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Thank god the impeccable contestant standards haven't dropped, Harvard scholarship for this one #TheChase

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How to lie with statistics, europhile edition #GMB