Spooky Mulder ☭

Why must I always be the focal point of attention? Let me just be, let me live.

[Spooky Mulder ☭ @Dumpster_Rodent]

I don’t mean to be a grinch but you do not need to be playing music at 120 dB in order to have a house party

[Spooky Mulder ☭ @Dumpster_Rodent]

Can my neighbors blaring music every single weekend fucking NOT

[🤴🏾 @ayo_tim]

i laugh hysterically every time i watch this dance moms scene

[Vijay Sarathy @canvasoul_]

so much time had passed and yet,

[🔪 audra/quinn❓ @carouselshotgun]

i will punt that little freak liberty biberty into the fucking sun

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

ex-wife took the fucking pronouns in the divorce. Can’t even refer to anymore. Is fucking bullshit. Literally can go fuck self

[Spooky Mulder ☭ @Dumpster_Rodent]

It’s legit illegal. And she always “forgets” to add hours to our time intervals but won’t hesitate to subtract hours from them. Now this. Like who tf

[Spooky Mulder ☭ @Dumpster_Rodent]

My fucking manager actually said she wouldn’t pay us if we forgot to clock in / out from now on LMFAOOO

[Spooky Mulder ☭ @Dumpster_Rodent]

Get ready for multiple complaints being filed to the Department of Labor I guess

[Spooky Mulder ☭ @Dumpster_Rodent]

Will never understand where ppl got the idea to add an apostrophe *after* the last 2 digits of a year from. Like writing 2018 as 18’. What digits do you think the apostrophe is replacing

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sometimes i wanna socialise but I don’t wanna talk, I just want to be around like a cat

[Junka 🇭🇺 @the_junka]

you could genuinely be the most stressed in your life at 3am then a bug would show up in your room that you never even seen in your life

[turtle @pepprrs]

imagine we in a serious argument & i just start hittin ts in ur face on some calm shi

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

cell phone… self own… they have played us for absolute fools

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

SpongeBob HUSSEIN SquarePants

[micheal @godsb0y]

watching my own instagram story 50 times

[judith @judahsocutah]

this is actually the best video ever