𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸

Just arrived to Earth. He is learning what "superhero" means here

From Urgot-52dc

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

ɪ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴛʜᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ. . .

ɪ'ᴍ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴡᴇ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴍᴀʏ🦸🍉

#RP #MVRP
#Dispatch #DispatchRP
#Phenomaman

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

//Amon Nation we can do this!!

[Blackstone Varrick @Genius_Bussines]

🚨🚨🗣️ ATTENTION EVERYONE, ELECTIONS ARE UPON US. Do your worst and choose the best for PRESIDENCY!! 🗣️🚨🚨

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

Stealing some bait

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

“ Joke has to land, like me, got it!! 🫡

Are you speaking truthfully about being able to aid me?? Lady Sam, to do that you'd have to be a real hero!!. . . Are you one?? ”

[⋮ ⌗ ┆ 𝔄TOM ✘ 𝔈VE .ᐟ .ᐟ @PSl0NlCAT0MS]

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if speaking to someone you don’t know it helps the joke to land , yes .

you can just call me sam . oh .ᐣ well i don’t need help right now but i can help with the hero thing .

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

“ I don't know what cyborg is, but you are right there. I am quite muscular and I wear a red cape, thanks for noticing 😁

I could swore I saw one... Hmmm... Strange ”

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℂ𝕪𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕘 𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝 @ArmoredMenace]

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"Cyborg! I'm a cyborg, you 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕔𝕝𝕖-𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 old man in a red cape. Don't think I'm a fool; there was no spider."

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

“ So I have to say the name first so the humorous quote makes people exhale laughter. . . I get it

And it's a happiness to meet you, Lady Samantha. Is there something I can help you with?? In the short time I've been here I'm trying to figure out what "heroing" is ”

[⋮ ⌗ ┆ 𝔄TOM ✘ 𝔈VE .ᐟ .ᐟ @PSl0NlCAT0MS]

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humans .ᐣ you’re not one .ᐣ
ah see if you lead with your name , i would of laughed .
that’s a warm name you got there .

i’m samantha . . or some call me eve .

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

“ Well, yes. I've been trying to use what humans here call "humor", and I thought that saying a word similar to my name was going to do so. I'm Phenomaman ”

[⋮ ⌗ ┆ 𝔄TOM ✘ 𝔈VE .ᐟ .ᐟ @PSl0NlCAT0MS]

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i was too lost in my own thoughts to realise . . but now that you mention it , it is rather .
i feel as if you’re making a joke here that i’m missing context for .

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

“ It's a nice sun illuminated rotation, isn't it?? One could say it's.... Phenomenal!! ”

[⋮ ⌗ ┆ 𝔄TOM ✘ 𝔈VE .ᐟ .ᐟ @PSl0NlCAT0MS]

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early mornings , when i’m alone with my thoughts sometimes i wonder if certain choices have been harsh .

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

“ Excuse me, mister robot. I thought you had a spider on it ”

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℂ𝕪𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕘 𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝 @ArmoredMenace]

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"Hey, 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑... 💢
stop pulling my cloak, it's annoying."

[𝑻𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑩𝒂𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒏 @TelltaleWayne]

𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟 .ᐟ

♡ to receive a simple starter ;
rt. is highly appreciated .ᐟ
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ㅤ#TelltaleRP

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

//🫡 Superheroes fandom mutuals, I humbly ask you to vote for Amon (me) in this election. Phenomaman mun needs you

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

What does "superhero" mean?? Is that some kind of food from this planet??

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

“ I do not know what bacon is, but I will gladly take the hamburger, thanks. And of course!! Eve say that photos are a funny thing. You may engage on that. . . Wait. . . Do I have to do something?? ”

[𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓: 𝐋𝐔𝐏𝐀 𒌐 A̶R̶K̶H̶A̶M̶ 𒌐 @arkhamW0LF]

“Uh, yeah hamburgers! yeah!!! Um… do you want mine? Its bbq with bacon…
…ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ… ᵃ qᵘⁱᶜᵏ ˢᵉˡᶠⁱᵉ…”

[𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓: 𝐋𝐔𝐏𝐀 𒌐 A̶R̶K̶H̶A̶M̶ 𒌐 @arkhamW0LF]

[𝙰𝚁𝙺𝙷𝙰𝙼 𝙰𝚂𝚈𝙻𝚈𝙼]
[𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙶𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙻 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙵𝙸𝙻𝙴]

[ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ: ʟᴜᴘᴀ]
[ʜᴀɴᴅʟᴇʀ: ꜱʟᴀᴅᴇ ᴡɪʟꜱᴏɴ]
[ᴀᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱ: ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀɪᴢᴇᴅ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴɴᴇʟ ᴏɴʟʏ]
　　　 [ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛɪᴏɴ: ꜱᴘᴀʀʀᴏᴡ]

#dcrp [𝙲𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙳] #dctwt

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

“ You think so?? I appreciate the compliments. I'm sure a few more rotations will "make me fit" whatever little space I have to get into. I have to pay for all these melons ”

[°•☆ REX SPLODE...? @MULLETZSPLODE]

I /am/ an amazing hero! You're right!

[He absolutely gleams in the compliments.]

You can be hot, buddy! You are! Couple more 'rotations' on earth and you'll fit right in.

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

” Red hood. . . But the mask is red tho. . . Doesn't matter, just remember-!! If you are ever in need of help, Phenomaman is your man. . . Does that sound right?? 😀”

[͡𝓻𝐞𝐝. ͟𝗵𝐨𝐨𝐝﹐ @lornshrike]

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' i was expecting something a little more grand, but hey, i'll take it. ' jason holsters his gun and crossed his arms.

' also, name calling aside, it's red hood. '
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[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

“ That drink looks delicious, Starfire. Would you desire some melon also?? ”

[‍ ‍ ‍ ✦ ┆ 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑭𝑰𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @atamaranian]

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( drinking . . . mustard ??? )
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[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

“ Oh... ”

He turns and watches the cannon shoot into the air to somewhere random

“ That's remarkably interesting. You must truly be an amazing hero. Ahhh, I wish I could be so ... How was the word?? Hot. Did I use it correctly?? ”

[°•☆ REX SPLODE...? @MULLETZSPLODE]

Depends on what I can get my hands on. It's kinda like a current.. so I can blow up whatever I touch.

I also have like, a super awesome canon in my arm. Check it-

[He raises the robotic arm to the sky, bending his hand back, and firing into the air. Its... probably safe.]

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

“ Phenomenal! I was not aware there were other hamburger lovers like myself ”

[𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓: 𝐋𝐔𝐏𝐀 𒌐 A̶R̶K̶H̶A̶M̶ 𒌐 @arkhamW0LF]

… big fan…

[𝐏𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧 👍🦸 @Dumpy_Melon]

“ Understandable. . . Hmmm... My pattern recognition eyes tell me that whenever you get like this is becoming something happened. . . Is something happening, Robertson?? ”

[𝓜͟𝑬͟𝑪͟𝑯͟𝑨͟ ͟𝑴͟𝑨𝑵 .ᐟ @MECHADISPATCH]

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' that 𝘢𝘩 .. that's okay, 𝗿͟𝗲͟𝗮͟𝗹͟𝗹͟𝘆͟. i'm not
really that much of a melon guy if i'm
being honest .. 💧 '

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